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when two server jokes (Farah allegedly being a vampire & Farah trying to marry my mom) collide

#this is Troy #everyone wants to marry my mom #join our discord uwu #the umbrella academy #tua #Farah #Troy #the farahcula diaries

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no context tua server part: who knows

link to join 💕

#tua #the umbrella academy #join us !!

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hey! I really wanna join the server but the links aren't working? would it be to much to post one again?

totally!! here you go

#tua #the umbrella acadamy #klaus hargreeves #diego hargeeves #vanya hargreeves

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Purple: Pass me the enslaved potassium, Cammie.

Cammie: What?

Julia: She wants a banana.

#purple #camila #ohio julia #incorrect server quotes

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Rice: I just saw a guy in the lobby cry for five or so minutes and then their phone alarm went off and they just? stopped crying? and went right on back to work.

Tali: That was Kat

Kat: It’s called time management

#rice #taliesin #katriel #incorrect server quotes

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Farah: The way I saw it I had two options. I could either go to therapy, get professional help, and work on bettering my life or I could give myself bangs.

Kiki: So you choose bangs...

Farah: Julia liked them.

Kiki: Julia’s a liar.

#farah #kiki #swedish julia #incorrect server quotes

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Abby: I hate when people say “So tell me about yourself”

Abby: What do you want to know? My trauma or my favourite colour?

Abby: Be specific

#abby #incorrect server quotes

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Julia: *Sends an Absolutely Massive paragraph about Rachel into the team group chat at 2 am*

Emma: I’m not reading that paragraph so I’m just going to call you a simp for comedic effect

Emma: Simp

#swedish julia #rachel #emma #incorrect server quotes

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Anna: it’s so exhausting being this hot, sexy, gorgeous, talented, charming, kind, compassionate, courageous—

Holly: delusional

Anna: delusion— HEY

#anna #holly #incorrect server quotes

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Farah: Do you ever see yourself having kids?

Julia: I see myself having kids run away from me in fear

#farah #swedish julia #incorrect server quotes

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Rachel: Why develop meaningful relationships with people when trees will never leaf me

#rachel #incorrect server quotes

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Holly: 7 million people in the earth, 0 messages in my inbox.

Kate: “7 million?”

Abby: “In” the earth…?

Tali: FREE THEM!

#holly #kate #abby #taliesin #incorrect server quotes

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Salem: do you support gay rights?

Abby: I am gay

Salem: she’s dodging the question

#salem #abby #incorrect server quotes

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Emma: wow this animal smells like shit

Emma: hey does anyone have any tomato juice

Salem: Did you just get sprayed by a skunk?

Emma: i don't know what a 'skunk' is but this gay rat made me smell like shit

#emma #salem #incorrect server quotes

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Farah: also, I love you and I treasure you and *ya bore me*

Troy: god you’re so mean. Do it more.

Farah: hope you die.

Troy: 🥵

#farah #troy #incorrect server quotes

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Brook: we need to gather some real evidence

Emma: uh, sorry, no, brook, you’re confused.

Emma: ‘evidence’ isn’t a good thing that you want

Emma: it’s a bad thing you have to destroy or you go to jail

#brook #emma #incorrect server quotes

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Troy: i’m going to hell.

Emma: probably.

Troy: i’ll pick you up?

Emma: *nodding* carpool.

#troy #emma #incorrect server quotes