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- Peter Parker

My talents include going to bed late and being sad

#peter parker #spiderman #tom holland #spider son

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Tony: Your existence is confusing.

Peter: How so?

Tony: Your presence is annoying, but I can't bear the fact of something bad happening to you.

#avengers #mcu incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #tony stark #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #tony x peter #tony #avengersforever #peter parker #peter × tony #peter #tony stank #avengers endgame #ironfam #irondad #ironman #ironspider #iron man #spiderman

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Tony, watching Peter name the "suit lady": I wonder what acronym he'll use.

Peter: I'll name you Karen.

Tony: I have failed in life.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #avengersforever #avengers endgame #avengers #homecoming #tony x peter #peter parker #peter #tony #tony stark #tony stank #peter × tony #ironman #irondad #ironfam

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Clint to the Avengers: that one person who can ruin you life in seconds is Nat.

Natasha, entering the living room to find everyone listening to Clint: hey guys, what's up?

Clint: I named my son after you, Nat, give me my goldfish back!

#natasha #black widow #natasha romanoff #natalie rushman #clintasha #clint barton #hawkeye #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #avengersforever #avengers #avengers endgame

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Thor: Remember, murder is never the answer.

Valkyrie: Of course, murder is the question.

Loki: And the answer is obviously yes.

#thor #god of thunder #god of trickery #valkyrie #loki #murder #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes

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Rocket: Toss me my keys

[Crash]

Rocket: I SAID MY KEYS!

Groot: I am Groot!

Rocket: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY PRINTER?

#groot #baby groot #rocket and groot #rocket racoon and groot #teen groot #rocket raccoon #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes

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*texting*

Bruce: We are in front of out biggest threat yet.

Tony: And who is that?

Bruce: Thanks.

Bruce: I mean Thanks.

Bruce: HOW DO YOU STOP AUTOCORRECT?

#bruce banner #hulk #funny texts #autocorrect #tony stark #tony #tony stank #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect quotes #infinity war #mcu incorrect quotes

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People: I love you

Morgan/Tony Stark: I love you 3000.

Thanos: I love you 1500.

#morgan stark #tony stark #tony #tony stank #thanos #avengers endgame #incorrect avengers #avengersforever #avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes

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Bucky: Some people just need a high five, in the face, with my metal arm.

#bucky barnes #winter soldier #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes

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No one:

Literally no one:

Loki stans: aww, look at my baby killing people and burning places to the ground

#loki #loki fandom

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Cap: People keep asking me how I manage the Avengers.

Cap: ...

Cap: Truth is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever.

#captain america #incorrect avengers #avengersforever #avengers #avengers endgame #icorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #cap

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Tony: Do you take constructive criticism?

Peter, already crying: sure, what's up?

#peter benjamin parker #tony x peter #peter parker #tony stark #tony #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes

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Peter: Surprise, I'm alive!

Tony: And why would that be a surprise?

Peter: Umm...

Tony: PETER BENJAMIN PARKER WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?

#tony x peter #peter parker #peter benjamin parker #tony stark #tony #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #mcu incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes

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Peter: I drink to forget but it doesn't work...

Tony: kid, the fact that you're drinking it from a whiskey glass doesn't change the fact that it's apple juice.

Peter:

Tony:

Peter:

Tony:

Peter: fine.

#tony x peter #peter parker #tony stark #tony #mcu incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect quotes

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Peter, coming home and throwing himself on the first sofa he sees: ugh

Tony, watching it all: hey kid, what happened?

Peter: school is killing me these days

Tony: School is what? Friday, initiate the School Destruction Procedure.

Friday: sure thing, boss.

Peter: no, mr. Stark, don't!

#tony #tony stark #peter parker #tony x peter #incorrect avengers #mcu incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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Bucky: so...who are you again?

Person: you killed my parents!

Bucky: yeah...that doesn't narrow it down too much.

#bucky barnes #winter soldier #mcu incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers

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“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges