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I sometimes have extremely vivid dreams after experiencing insomnia, but nothing will ever beat the one time I dreamt of a gigantic mosquito floating above me like it was a dark souls boss to ask me with its booming voice “can I please suck you this summer” and I just nodded because what else was I supposed to do? Then it said “ok thank you” and gave me an awkward thumbs up

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adding a keysmash to the end of a message like a dog sneezing on purpose to show theyre just playing

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“That’s me!”

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little congratulatory doodle for @ka3l ^_^

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this got away from me a bit but there are parts of it i still like

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sometimes you have to choose the neural pathway less traveled in your brain

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the cashier at barnes & noble just gave me this duck at checkout and they said “i give these to children and people with a certain vibe.”

floored to know something about me aligns with this duck

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some eevee and eeveelus

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i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

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would you still love me if i was a worm? 🐛💛

(free pattern here!)

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*something minimally embarrassing happens on a light hearted tv show*

me to myself, covering my eyes with a blanket: "don't worry baby it's not real, it's only actors. In real life embarrassing things don't actually happen"

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the witch crowned with stars

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taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers

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every single day I think about how american black vultures are known for engaging in allopreening (preening between different species)

and they have a specific relationship with crested caracaras, in which the black vultures assist them by not only preening them after meals but also leading them to food in the first place— due to their superior sense of smell— while the caracaras assist the black vultures by acting as a warning signal in case of danger

and while this is more typical of black vultures, this is not common at all for any member of the falconidae family— it’s a special bond!

yet another post in favor of vultures everyone , hope you enjoy:) and I implore you to do some more research on these incredible birds !!

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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either