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i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

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Yo THIS is what I'm talking about new interpretations of Deadpool treating him like a fucking bugs bunny character. Deadpool doesn't just bounce back as if nothing happens, he doesn't "not feel the pain ad lacerations" and he sure as fuck doesn't just stand back watching people fuck with him.

And even more that that? He's not fucking stupid.

Listen I have my problems with the Deadpool (2008) run but this shit compared with the rest he had this last ten years of writing is fucking exasperating.

It doesn't matter how hot or famous, or heroic the person is. Wade does not like being like lied to and he doesn't fucking tolerate being toyed either. Specially after all the shit he's been through.

So tell me, why the fuck, now characters can just walk all over him and the only thing he does is make a bad reference? I'm so sick of this, so, so sick. He's a fucking human being.

Flesh and bone and feelings. And it's so fucking disrespectful after all those years of characterization and shit he's been through, writer's decided to fucking disregard all that that just to make their shitty jokes, that' aren't even funny.

Not only is a from a horrible taste, it doesn't make any goddamn sense. He's a mercenary and a good one, like scarily good. And it's so weird to me how out of nowhere people's just decided he's not dangerous anymore and instead of just being chill around him, this just took as an advantage to treat him like shit. And this is even more maddening when you realize (bad writing or not) he's fucking trying to be better.

I like this part of the run of 2008. Because it's just make sense, of course! The X-Men hates Deadpool. He was literally a guy who was paid to kill them who knows how many times, he's annoying, bitchy and has no respect for any of them, not even mentioning the weird relationship he has with Scott's son and how crossed them more times than the dignity of the whole team should bare. Deadpool had it coming the hate he got from the X-men, hell, and this was them being patient.

Now, even with them hating Wade, the X-Men was being extremely careful. That's the fucking mercenary Deadpool, you don't just give him shit and act like nothing happened. They're annoyed, angry, and hostile and yet not out of the line.

And even so

And I'm not saying I want him to be violent (even though he is still violent but now is just for 'hahaha isn't he craaaazyyy??? 🤪🤪' jokes). Wade has been at war with his violent tendencies since ever and I'm happy too see him kinda overcoming that over the years.

But fucking hell the last issues are fucking pushing it.

I mean what is this?

Look at this shit:

And then he just????

???????

Yeah Sure guys yall just fucking opened my guts up, but now let's just patch up and talk like palls because apparently my nervous system doesn't fucking work.

LOOK AT THIS FUCKIN BULLSHIT

"Hey Jessica" Bitch where's your backbone?

That's Jessica Jones they're not even friends!

This is how Wade reacted to Domino, his actual friend trying to fuck him over.

Like what the fuck happened to him? It's like they don't even consider him fucking human, he dies but doesn't deal with the after match, he has his guts exploded but whatever what is pain? He's going to shook of with a silly joke 🤪, he has no friends, he doesn't get offended, he doesn't get angry, he just there to suck the heroes dick and act like a lost puppy.

I'm fucking done man.

TDLR: Marvel took my man's balls and I want them back

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Imagine wanting to spend billions on something so easily circumvented.

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I was covering the floor of a church with rectangles of tin foil, but partway through, they all magically turned into printed out screenshots of Tumblr posts.

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batfam as notes on your phone

(because phone notes can be pretty unhinged)

Would you believe me if I told you I don't keep any notes on my phone. I just remember everything

Google to the rescue

Dick

Jason

Tim

Damian

Duke

Cullen

Stephanie

Cassandra

Barbara

Harper

Carrie

Kate

Alfred

Selina

Bruce

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not a dream

just remembered that one time I liked this guy and he was a really good friend and we were pretty close but he didn't know/didn't feel the same (idk) but then he got drunk and drunk texted me and was really flirty and sent me a flirty pic but I, in all of my awful awkwardness, ended up making fun of his white socks because I didn't know how to respond and ended up completely changing the mood/topic and he never tried anything with me again hahaha

imagine receiving a pretty nice shirtless photo from a guy you like and making fun of his barely noticeable white socks that you can see in the mirror behind him, thus tumbling all of your chances with him

this was yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars ago but I just remembered it and got embarrassed all over again

pretty much any time anyone sent me a flirty pic I ended up changing the subject because I don't really like that sort of thing

which makes all the unsolicited penises that are submitted to me on here even less wanted lol

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Before you dare argue with me, just know that I have knowledge about many things

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GEROLD!!!!!!!

HOW MANY TIME I TOLDED YOU

NOT TO SMÆNCH MY TUMPUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR HAVE NO RASPECT FOR MY LITTLE TUMP I HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!!!!!!

GEROLG HELL TO YOU FOOL ! 

DULLARD

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you're gonna be seeing more of this man

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Curse bearing hips

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i will never understand swifties. listen to lana del rey like a normal person

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shut up

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I love how a lot of TD couples compliment each other.

Heather and Alejandro are both manipulative but Heather is more upfront while Alejandro is more subtle.

Shawn and Jasmine are survivalists but Jas is more carefree while Shawn is overly cautious.

Duncan openly breaks rules while Courtney bends them.

Noah barely shows emotion while Emma is prone to emotional outburts.

Mike has 6 personalities while Zoey has none.

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markiplier cinematic universe

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dont know why im obsessed with this post in particular