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Pornbots are BACK

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Pornbots are BACK

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many are asking this

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i’m not sure what he was serving but he was serving it

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i love the "he would not fucking say that" especially because of its original context

its true. eric cartman from south park would not fucking say that

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New Pride Flag just dropped

#pride flag #satire #dank meme #shitpost #shit I saw while driving and thought “is that a gay America flag? #gay American 🇺🇸

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i was gonna do one of those "fake post" posts but then i got mad bc there's no witch emoji

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I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers

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they study bird law

lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this

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my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.

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dem trees look baked

tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit 🤍

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me after i post my opinion to tumblr.com and omegaverse-obsessed-otaku with a picrew icon responds with "no. you know what? no. fuck you"

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wake up babe, new tumblr icon just dropped and it actually FUCKS