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Y/n: what's another name for milk?
Sam: *thinking hardly*
Bucky: Cow juice.
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I cannot unsee that anymore.
Listen,
AM I THE ONLY ON THAT SEES THIS
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You: *walks in drunk*
Loki: are you drunk?
You: I am not druncc!
Loki: you're not drunk?
You: I am not druncc-
Loki: tell the time*crosses arms*
You: *turns to the clock* I'm not druncc, fuccer!
Loki: Lord , let's get you to bed *picks you up*
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MC: Lucio, I love you!
Lucio: OF COURSE YOU DO- *realises and panicks*
MC: L-Lucio?
Lucio: *Lucio.exe has stopped working*
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Mc: -holding Muriel's hand because he is panicking-
Muriel: -bright red while panicking-
Asra: -smirks- I see the chemistry happening~ -rolls away-
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Loki: So, I hate misgards, I wanna destroy this planet AND-
Y/N: -walks in- Hey Loki, can you pass me the keys
Loki: Sure love. -gives them the keys-
Y/N: thanks ❤
Loki: -turns to Tony- As I was saying
Tony: You just-
Loki: AS I WAS SAYING-
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Sam: So, I understood that you hit Bucky in the stomach with Steve's shield.
Y/N: Yes, why?
Sam: Because I am so damn proud of you.
Bucky: I am not proud.
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Y/N: -enters in the tower mad-
Thor: -backs away in a corner-
Steve: -stepping away-
Tony: oh shit. -runs off-
Bruce: -hides in a cabinet-
Loki: Y/N, what's wrong?
Y/N: LOKI!- I- I missed you you stupid asgardian pwp -hugs him-
Loki: -hugs back- there there, I missed you too...
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Loki: Y/N, I like you.
Y/N: OOOH! CONGRATS! is she chinese?
Loki: ..... -enternal screaming-
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Water for Roses
Summery: You've been hired by Bucky to be his housekeeper while hes away on his missions or at HQ. One day he comes home broken and confides in you the only one who he cares about
Bucky x Reader
Warning: Angst and sad Bucky also fluff at the end. LMK if I need to add anything
This is my first Story ever so please be kind 🥰🥰 sorry if it sucks I'm new to this
I will be posting alot of since I have a bunch of ideas that I cant wait to share with everyone
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You've worked for Mr.Barnes for over a year now, you cleaned, cooked, and did little odd jobs around his house like look after his cat and water his roses.You cared deeply for him even though you barley exchange words. He was a lonley man he loved being alone in his own solitude. He loved the way he could only hear the wind and leaves dance outside of his porch. He favored nights when the wind did not howl or lift the leaves and the only sound that echoed in his ears was his breath. It needed to be this way, it was a calm he longed for after spending his days and nights in chaos.
Most nights you'd cook him dinner from a list of meals that sat in the pocket of your coat folded up and barely read. You memeerized his favorite dishes already. Bucky would come home at different hours of the night but never earlier then 11pm. He'd eat dinner, shower and head straight to his room. He would walk into his house like a zombie. Exhaustion pulled him down like an anchor. It engulfed his whole body like a boat sinking into the cold dark bottom of the sea.
This night was different though. Bucky seemed different he was tired but not the tired that came at night, lingered till morning and washed away at noon. It was the tired that unfurls between his ribs and pressed against his skin and remained. It was regret and sadness spilling from his chest filling the empty space of this house. Though he was quite the pain was loud like a drum pounding. He could never speak his sorrows to a living soul so they sat in his chest staining his mind and heart.
You never spoke much just asked how his day was, tell him about messages left on his phone or packages that you signed for. But this time as he sat at the dinning table with blackened eyes and an untouched plate of food you knew he needed something from you that didn't involve cleaning or picking up after him. He needed kindness and acceptance without regard of the differences between your lives.
You sat beside him for a while in silence hesitant to speak but you did anyway. Your words broke through the thick hot air leaving your mouth in a whispered. "Its okay to be sad Mr.Barnes, it's okay to feel, to hurt and to be scarred". Once the noise of your last word faded back to silence Bucky lifted his head, Hot tears streamed down his face stinging his eyes and pooling at the wood table in front of him. Your heart sunk to the ground seeing such a strong hardened man break like porsalin.
Bucky never let anyone see him cry he rather be crushed like coal turning to diamond becoming ridget and hard. But you were the only one in his life he looked forward to seeing. You took care of him and cared about him. And he cared for you. You didn't see him as hard rock but as a beautiful Rose that was withering away more and more everyday.
"I'm tired " he said "I'm tired of being alone and scared of the darkness. I don't want to be an evil person I want to be good". Theres something inside of him that takes over and he fears that he won't be able to shake his demons, that he'll become what he fears most. You move closer to him placing your hand on top of his. He flinches at your touch but its warm and soft so he let's your hand wrap around his. "You're not evil Bucky, you save families and friends and people who don't deserve to be saved" you say while squeezing his hand.
With eyes piercing through you he stands, pulling you up with him embracing you in a tight tense hug. You felt a smile creep up from his lips pressed against your shoulder and felt his body become soft almost sliding down you like thick honey. Your bodys entwined together like branches for far to long. You finally part from him on one side, still holding him up as you walk him to his bedroom and talked with him till sleep washed over him.
Soon the morning sun bleeds into the night sky swiftly like a river rushing in. That night Bucky slept for the first time in a long time. He turned his body that was stiff from laying in the same position for hours, not moving one inch last night. He opened his eyes to see you still beside him, sleep gently rolling off of you as you start to wake from his shift of weight. You rub the heaviness from your eyes as your vision starts to clear. He was the man that everyone feared but all You see was the gentle, sweet, loving man you always saw. The beautiful rose that you watered with your love.
Bucky smiled at you his eyes glowed like the moon light. He positioned his scarred, bruised hand on your cheek and placed a small kiss on your lips. Your eyes fluttered closed and you leaned in further crashing your lips on his. Kissing him longer and deeper till he pulls away. And his words laced with happiness for once slipped from his tounge.
"I Love You y/n I always have"
**Thanks for reading my first story I would be really happy if you left some feedback thanks again love 😊😊
@mypassionsarenysins
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Loki X Reader : Sick P2.
As you were getting better and better from being sick, you noticed Loki getting sick and coughing a lot. You tried to help him bit he refused to let you near him because he didn't wanted you sick again. You still disobeyed his orders and every morning you'd wake up at 6 am and make him breakfast.
As you were making breakfast this morning you hear wild coughs and punches on the night stand next to the bed. You sighed and knew Loki just woke up so you took the tray of food and walked towards his room. You opened the door gently and walked in to find Loki rolling around the bed and groaning in pain from the head ache. "Loki..." you said softly, he bobbed his head to your direction and frowned "you're not supposed to be here, Y/N", "you're supposed to be sleeping" you replied and placed the food on the night stand as you sat next to him, "Loki... I gave you the sickness, And I should take care of you" you rubbed his perfectly sculpted cheeks as he looked at you and sighed, "I don't wish for you to he sick again , dear." That nickname made your heart beat fast and your cheeks turn red, "But I should, like you did to me." You smiled, "please Loki" you begged. He finally sighs and drops his head down to the floor giving up, "Thank you, now c'mon let's have breakfast" you said, and he stood up as he grabbed the tray, and placed it on his lap. You layed next to him on the bed.
"I'll help you!" You smiled, "Y/N I am not a child you cant just feed me I can do it myself-", "watch me" you interrupted as you broke in the toast into pieces and spread butter on each piece and feeding it to him. "Y/N- please stop this is embarassing" he said after he swallowed, "Don't make me do the choo choo train" you threatened childishly, which surprisingly shut him up.
You giggled and kept feeding him like a little child as he tended to roll his eyes and groan from time to time.
The door creaked open and a tall muscular figure came in with long blonde hair and a hammer in his hand "Loki, I heard you were sick so I bought you some medici-" he stopped as he saw you feeding Loki , "Oh hey Lady Y/N, I see you are already taking care of my brother, I hope he isnt a bother", "THOR GET OUT!" Loki yelled, causing him to cough and his voice cracking "Loki, Don't yell" you said as you pet his head, Thor laughs "the beast has been tamed" he placed the medicine down and sat next to the two of you. "Let me help Y/N" , "Thor no, Leave!" Loki said trying his best to not yell.
"With pleasure" You evily smirked as Loki looked at you with his puppy eyes begging for you not to. "Tough. Thor can you go make some tea" you asked. Thor nods and leaves the room to make some tea. "I love you, Y/N--" He realised what he said but soon changed and said "As in thank you for making my brother go away" he crossed his arms as you smiled and kept feeding him "Love you too."
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Loki X Reader: Sick P1.
You were laying down in your bed, you were coughing your lungs out while trying to drink your tea that Loki made for you. He was watching over you day and night making sure that you don't get a fever or worse.
You notice a tall and handsome figure enter your room with a tray of food. Loki. He walked next to your bed and placed the food on the night standard next to your bed. You smiled at him and whispered with your cracked voice from coughing too much "Thank you, Loki", He smiled back, "No problem Y/N, I'm always here." He touched your forehead with his cold hand and sighed "This is not getting better...." he said silently and pecked your cheek. "Sorry..." you said silently. "For what, Y/N?" Loki asked in a curious tone, "that you have to take care of me..." you said looking up at his face and analysing his expression, his smile faded and turned into a frown, "Y/N, you don't need to worry about this, you're sick and no one else was willing to take care of you." He said as he caressed your cheek before placing a kiss on it. "I'm going to soak a towel in vinegar, I'll see if what Frigga said was right... the fever should die down" he said as he left the room.
You were in complete shock, did he just kissed your cheek? Your face flustered red and you covered your gave with your S/C palms as you began to squeal silently.
A moment after, Loki returned with the towel and saw your red face, he rushed towards you and placed the towel quickly on the bed sheets. "Y/N! Are you okay? Is the fever getting worse?!" He asked, clearly worried. You smiled and a chuckle escaped your lips as you pecked his lips. "I'm fine".
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I feel you, its saddening how people tend to ignore responsibilities and think only for themselves.
u know what... it may be true that most pollution is caused by large corporations but repeating that like a mantra over and over whenever youre asked to do something environmentally conscious but personally inconvenient really makes it feel like youre just shirking responsibility... recycling and using public transport and eating less meat or taking the bus or using reusable water bottles/coffee cups maybe wont change the world overnight but these are all things that will impact the environment over time, and to just go “well im not CEO of a fuel company so i wont bother” is so lazy and... irresponsible
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Y/N: *wakes up in a red sack* WHAT THE FUCK!?
Santa Claus: Shush my child, You're a present for someone!
Y/N: WHO THE HELL WANTS ME AS A PRESENT IM A DISGUSTING BAG OF POTATOES!
-when she/he gets put under an unknown Christmas tree and wakes up in the morning-
Loki: *runs down* MY PRESENT IS HERE! *runs to Y/N*
Y/N: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
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Y/N: *screams* THERE IS A SNAKE ON MY CHEST!
Thor: *runs in* YOU OKAY LADY Y/N?!
Y/N: DO I LOOK LIKE IM OKAY!?
Thor: Lady.... Y/N that's Loki on you.
Loki: *turning back to human* Thor shut up.
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Y/N: Never have I ever died twice.
Thor: *holds his fingers up*
Tony: *holds his finger up*
Steve: *holds his finger up*
Loki: *puts one down* DAMN IT!
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Loki: -hugs Y/N from behind- hi darling.
Y/N: -mad at him for eating her pudding- Hi.
Loki: -hungry for attention- are you still mad?
Y/N: Yes -crosses arms-
Loki: darling please... hug me, it's been a week.
Y/N: when you buy me a pudding.
Loki: I don't know how-
Y/N: exactly
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