les mis but it's Hadley and Ramin as everyone
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel
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It's taking you a little longer because you're not lying, stealing, manipulating or selling your soul & that is okay.
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imagine that you’re a Jedi Knight and you just got assigned your very first padawan and you go to meet them and it’s just... a fucking barrel full of sand with a force-sensitive baby sarlacc in it
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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:
his wife hasn't been kidnapped
their marriage is not healthy or functional
this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down
his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath
the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more
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didn’t we just have a monday last week???? are we really gonna keep doing this?????
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Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.
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