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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

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EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

#bo burnham #inside

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EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

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Dagon (Prince of Hell):

She destroyed the colt, the weapon they were going to use to kill her, they thought they had no other choice but the Colt... and they were mistaken. Jack came along through Cas, and killed her.

Michael (Archangel):

They destroyed the egg, the weapon they were going to use to kill them, they thought they had no other choice but that egg... and they were mistaken. Jack came along and killed him.

Chuck (God):

Now the equalizer supposedly was the only weapon who could kill Chuck, and it's destroyed. Now I wonder... who could be the only one with the power enough to kill him?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Such a fucking mystery.

#good times #chuck shurley #jack the nephilim #supernatural #spn

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Reddit wins this one

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With a little fiddling you can actually fit the entire Bee Movie script inside the "NEW" notification on the Tumblrmart button.

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since tumblr gave us 30 pics per post now, have some 4k res inside screenshots

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live laugh love? nah. languish lament lay down

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if you are in your late 20's or early 30's you are finally beginning to experience a true sense of separation and alienation from youth culture and to natural identify more with other adults as your peers, and that's a normal part of being an adult and moving into that stage of your life, and you MUST recognize it as such and resist the ancient Joker's Trick that is the urge to jump to the conclusion that nothing has changed about you and it is instead the children that have gotten weirder.

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His slutty looks and abandonment issues have captivated me

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

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Thanks to Jensen Ackles, Dean will live forever

okay this is adorable

#dean winchester

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YOU ARE NOT DEAN WINCHESTER

#thank you Jensen