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alcego · 12 hours
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Yonic dish found in NY
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alcego · 13 hours
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alcego · 14 hours
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if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
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alcego · 16 hours
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lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
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alcego · 16 hours
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My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.
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alcego · 17 hours
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best advice i ever got as a writer was to pick a hobby that i hated more than writing and stick with it. i’m a runner now and it’s miserable and i Hate It and writing is so lovely in comparison. bonus: i’m in excellent shape and running gives you a lot of time to think about writing. i’ve solved a lot of plot complications while running.
This is such funny advice. Writing is so excruciating, you gotta take up Self Torture so that writing feels like a fun little break 😭
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silliest girl award
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I knew… before you did. I knew you loved the Slayer. Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 1997 - 2003
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Andrew Minyard- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic
Neil Josten- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic
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alcego · 2 days
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we seriously need to bring back the concept of “despite its flaws i still enjoy it” instead of ‘cancelling’ every fuckin thing in sight 
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alcego · 2 days
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was handed a new style guide at work and now we gotta use "person-first" language meaning you can't say "lgbt person" you gotta say "a person who is lgbt" and it's very fun and whimsical for me to imagine a world in which this helps anyone
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alcego · 3 days
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like sorry but if you're talking like you're debra from hr i don't care what you have to say
some of y'all need to focus less on the origin of a colloquialism because at this rate we're all going to have to use Corpo Speak 24/7 to avoid having one of you asshats going "erm actually let's not call things lame"
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