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I’m just gonna say it. Rhaenyra Targaryen was not a good mother.

Most people site this passage and say Aemond is a bully. He is ten. You cannot expect adult reasoning and future thinking from him at this age. He pushed Joffrey because he started yelling and Aemond was trying not to get caught. He didn’t see his nephew and go “ima push him real quick”. He reacted in the moment and ultimately no one was injured. Well, Joffrey wasn’t.

What really bothers me about this passage though… Joffrey is three. Three. At three, he should not be unsupervised! Especially not before dawn, outside, AROUND DRAGONS. What kind of mother lets their toddler go hang out in a dragon pit by themselves??? Not a very good one my book. At three, my son needed to be reminded to put on pants before going outside, but she’s just letting her kid go hang out with dragons? He later dies because he mounts his mother’s dragon and she throws him off, so she clearly never taught him how to be safe around them.

She is his mother. His safety is her responsibility. I don’t care if she is royalty, it is ultimately HER responsibility to ensure her children aren’t in harms way. Any mother letting their three year old go hang out with huge sky lizards KNOWN TO EAT PEOPLE is not a good mother.

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Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat

After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:

Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.

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Done and done

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reblog bocchi the money for a wealthy new year

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It’s been two years since the great gatsby entered the public domain and Netflix hasn’t even made a horrible miniseries adaptation where they are all hot and gay and racially diverse but in a totally hollow meaningless unsexy way. We used to live in society

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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It was also entirely Viserys' decision to load the Small Council with Hightowers. At no point did it occur to Viserys to stack the council with Velaryons or other Black supporters.

This. Was. Viserys'. Fault.

Viserys definitely could have married and had spares without threatening Rhaenyra's claim in one of two ways:

1) Marry a foreign noblewoman. That lady's family would have to muster up an army and transport it across an ocean and somehow get it there in time to claim any territory, a costly and logistically nightmarish prospect. No noble House would tolerate a foreign invasion and that cause would be dead on arrival. Plus you get some potentially good trade treaties out of the deal.

2) Marry the daughter of that era's equivalent of House Baelish. I don't care how sexist the nobles of Westeros are. They are not going to bow to the grandson of Lord Pigfuck of Castle Nothingburg over the daughter of an Arryn of the Vale. It would completely threaten their entire dynastic hierarchy.

Instead, he chose to marry a Hightower of Oldtown, one for the oldest, most respected, and wealthiest families in Westeros.

Viserys is at fault for the Dance. Everything the Hightowers did up until and after his death was what any House of their status would do.

This. Was. Viserys's. Fault.

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Reblog if you are not a pedophile.

If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.

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did anyone else have this realization while watching episode nine?? i remember going "aww that's so cute they all just hang out in alicent's room when she's not- OH GOD NO"

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A reminder for those of us with cats at Easter that lilies of ANY kind are BAD for cats. Some species such as Calla, Peace and Peruvian do not cause kidney damage or death like Easter and daylilies, but they can still cause irritation and gastrointestinal issues if ingested...

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Chidi vs. Tahani: Intentions or Consequences?

Cool thing I’ve noticed on what is probably my 50th rewatch of The Good Place:

(I love ethics and I’m fascinated by The Good Place so this is gonna be a long one!)

One of the big questions ethicists and moral philosophers ask is intentions vs. consequences. Does the morality of an action depend on the consequences from it, the intentions behind it, or some combination of the two? Different schools of thought give different answers. So for example consequentialist theories, like utilitarianism, hold that the only thing that matters is the consequences of an action, how much good vs. bad they do in the world. Your intentions don’t matter, and could be selfish or corrupt so long as the action is a net good. For virtue ethics, intentions matter more because what makes an action ethical is how it develops your character and makes you a better person. So an action with negative consequences but good intentions is not necessarily unethical, but doing good with selfish motives is unethical.

The interesting thing I’ve noticed in The Good Place is how that question of intentions vs. actions is reflected in the characters, specifically Chidi vs. Tahani.

In season 1, we’re meant to think we really are in the Good Place, and that Chidi and Tahani are among the best people who ever lived. But early on we’re introduced to a tension in the logic of The Good Place: It doesn’t give a consistent answer to the question of intentions vs. consequences. 

Tahani is “British and condescending” but made it to the good place because she did a stunning amount of philanthropy. Meanwhile Chidi is a moral philosopher who spent his life trying to act ethically, but he’s a miserable mess as a result, he can’t do anything. Basically, Tahani is all actions with no good intentions, and Chidi is all good intentions and no action. And yet by the rules of the “Good Place” they both supposedly qualify. If Tahani qualifies on her actions alone, then how can Chidi qualify when he’s never done anything in his life? And if Chidi qualifies based on his good intentions, how can Tahani qualify when she never cared about the people she helped? It’s one of the many clever details that the show includes to hint from the very beginning that something isn’t right here.

Eventually we learn that the point system takes both intentions and consequences into account, and so in theory, the amount of good caused by someone’s actions could outweigh their negative intentions, and vice versa, and earn them enough points. That’s how we get Mindy St. Clair. And the conclusion the show comes to is one that many of us instinctively have, I think: both intentions and consequences matter, and the degree to which they matter is context-specific. Good intentions don’t erase the harm your actions cause, but intentionally causing harm is worse. And doing good in the world and materially helping people is important, but having selfish motives for doing so detracts from that. To be ethical, your actions must have good intentions behind them and good consequences from them. That’s a lesson our characters learn many times in many different ways. 

Chidi and Tahani start the show off as polar opposites, pure intention vs. pure action. And as the show progresses they each develop the other side. For Chidi, becoming a better person means becoming more decisive and active, rather than being paralyzed by indecision. He actually does things to try and make the world around him better. By the midpoint of Season 1 he’s already storming into Michael’s office, demanding Eleanor not be sent away. At the end of his journey, he readily walks through the Door, without needing to know what’s on the other side. For Tahani, becoming a better person means shedding her need for attention and validation, and actually caring about the people around her and the world she lives in. Her actions become less and less about herself and more and more about helping other people. And at the end of her journey, she decides to spend eternity doing just that, designing afterlife tests to help more people get into the Good Place.

Also Eleanor and Jason kind of parallel that, where Eleanor is pure negative intention and Jason is pure negative action. Eleanor is just a kind of shitty, selfish person for most of her life, but she doesn’t do much, her actions aren’t great but they aren’t terrible. As she puts it, she was “a medium person.” Jason is a sweet little dum-dum bird, he has a good heart, but he just… he does so many bad things lol. Either just for fun or because he needs money or because he and his friends are being dumbasses. 

They both start off with “low-grade crappiness” in different ways. Throughout the show, Eleanor becomes a less selfish person, and actively tries to do good instead of just retreating into her selfishness, to the point where she can’t move on from the afterlife until she knows all her friends are taken care of. Jason curbs his impulses and learns to slow down and actually think before acting, to the point where he can wander the eternal woods for a thousand Bearimys until Janet comes back (just like a monk!).

And these parallels are reflected in their relationships with each other too! Chidi teaches Eleanor to do the right thing instinctively, rather than the selfish thing. Eleanor teaches Chidi not to think so much, to let his feelings and intuition guide him, and to actually act. Jason gets Tahani out of her own head, teaches her not to think about herself and her image as much. Tahani teaches Jason to think about the impact of his actions on the other people in his life before just impulsively acting. Eleanor and Tahani help each other become less self-centered, with Eleanor teaching Tahani useful life skills and Tahani helping Eleanor connect with other people. Jason helps Chidi become less inhibited and Chidi teaches Jason some restraint and patience. They’re all “perfectly suited to make each other miserable” but it turns out they’re also perfectly suited to help each other become the best versions of themselves.

Anyway, The Good Place is such a well-crafted, clever show, and I love rewatching it and noticing all these details! 

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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

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Not to mention, killing TikTok is good! We shouldn't have our young people getting their news from the Chinese!

there's a joke in here somewhere

#anti tiktok #anti prc

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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phrasing of this is taking me out

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imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins