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almoststickynachos · 1 year
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Just a reminder not to publically on big websites (especially not Twitter or tik tok) say where you’re torrenting stuff from cause that’s a GREAT way to get that specific avenue shut down
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almoststickynachos · 1 year
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working sucks?1?1?1?!?!!???? i do not like it at allfdrwjevnhjosvfn the novelty dopamine/serotonin whatever wore off and now i have to convince the ADHD gremlin overlord that control my brain that we do infact need the job to survive and make money 
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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Quick question for people with autism, how do you make friends?
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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Doing my part for climate change by. blowing smoke directly into the earth's lungs
doing my part against climate change by. not having a driver's license
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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High chance we are in the evil dimension, guys.
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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“people talking about ned from try guys cheating when boyinaband was just outed for being a sexual predator!!!” who the fuck are any of these people. are you guys growing asshole content creators in a fucking vat somewhere where are you finding these guys
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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king arthur, if you’re out there, there will never be a funnier time to wake up
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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theres nothing a jacket thats too big wont fix!!!!! fuck you if you think jackets should fit!!!!!!!!!!!!
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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“i could fix him.” “i could make him worse.” yeah and i could do this to him
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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hate how most of my problems are abstract or systematic i wanna fight more of them with a sword
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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not to downplay how much homophobia is still an issue but i feel like it would be impossible to communicate to The Youth today just how intense homophobia was in like, the 90's and early 00's
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence
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almoststickynachos · 2 years
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thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there
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gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles
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