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tell me why i got 5 tiktoks of people hating on sally jackson…….. I WOULD GO TO WAR FOR SALLY JACKSON LIKE NO SALLY JACKSON SLANDER ALLOWED

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and then she’s the one to get rid of max

it's hilarious how at a certain point peter and steph are just super focused on protecting and saving each other and poor grace is just... there. not even third wheeling just being ignored lmao

like guys there's a whole ass third person with you

#queen shit

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I’m not immune to slasher comedy coming of age musicals. Apparently

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Angela Giarratana will never cease to serve cunt

#another banger another banger by angela giarratana from smosh

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too accurate

#nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #npmd #npmd spoilers #starkid #hatchetfield #i love this musical

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same song, different font

#joey richter #joey #richter #richpez #richpez is real #ron weasley #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #petey spankoffski #hatchetfield #hatchetfield series #nerdy prudes must die #a very potter senior year #avpm #avpsy #starkid #team starkid #npmd #starkid npmd #starkid avpm #avpm ron #sidekick #cool as i think i am

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(Minor) NPMD Spoiler

i’m sorry

mimics what

#npmd #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetfield series #will branner #max jagerman #nerdy prudes spoilers #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #ruth fleming #lauren lopez

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what are they talking about here?

(wrong answers only)

#smosh #smosh pit #smosh squad #reddit #reddit stories #shayne topp #damien haas #angela giarratana #smosh shayne #smosh damien #smosh angela #my favorite screenshot from yesterdays reddit video

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NPMD SPOILERS (not really)

jon’s “MY BARBECUE” line has been playing on repeat in my head ever since i watched the digital ticket

like why was it so funny to me

i just hope the youtube version sounds the same so i can keep hearing it

#npmd #npmd spoilers #starkid #team starkid #jon matteson #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die spoilers

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Team StarKid Jangle Ball Tour in NYC 🎄

#starkid #team starkid #jangle ball #jangle ball tour #new york #new york city #ny #nyc #clark baxtresser #jaime lyn beatty #jamie burns #corey dorris #brian holden #ali gordon #aj holmes #janaya mahealani jones #lauren lopez #joey richter #brian rosenthal #dylan saunders #meredith stepien #james tolbert

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The Original

The Cheap Knockoff

#starkid #team starkid #mamd #me and my dick #joe walker #joseph walker #joey richter #katy perry #snl #saturday night live #mushroom #mushrooms #theater #musical theater

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Same but Kate Bishop as Clint, and Clint as Natasha now

Clint: I’m too hot!

Clint: *points to Natasha*

Natasha:

Natasha:

Natasha:

Natasha:

Natasha: *sighs*

Natasha, with no emotion whatsoever: Hot damn.

Clint: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMAN

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October 31, 1981

Imagine how happy Arthur and Molly Weasley were when word reached them that Voldemort had been destroyed. Their children were now safe and could grow up in a world without any threats. Molly would no longer have to keep one eye on the family clock when Arthur was out on Order missions. Arthur no longer needed to worry about Bill or where he was, because he was away for his first year at Hogwarts; his first year away from home. They no longer needed to dread the dark world that their newborn daughter would’ve had to grow up in.

Imagine the terrible looks on Arthur and Molly Weasley’s faces when young Remus Lupin showed up on their doorstep; they could tell that he had been crying. Molly cried in horror when she learned what was lost in order for the darkness to be destroyed. Arthur sat back in his chair, remembering that one time that James Potter saved his life on an Order mission. Arthur and Molly looked at each other, suddenly realizing that James and Lily Potter’s son of one year old was now left orphaned, with no one to look after him.

Imagine the hope on Molly Weasley’s face, ten years later, when her sons stumble across a lonely boy at King’s Cross Station, looking for a way into platform 9 3/4. Imagine the smile that spread across Arthur Weasley’s face when a young boy with jet-black hair sat at his kitchen table, eating breakfast with his family.

Arthur and Molly Weasley would always remember the day when James and Lily Potter died, but they would never forget raising their eighth child in honor of the couples’ memory.

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Okay, so we all know that after Sprout leaves, Neville becomes the new Herbology professor. And (of course) that means that Neville becomes the new Head of Gryffindor House because, why not?

And we can all assume that Flitwick is still alive and kicking and flaunting his adorable little self through the Hogwarts as the Head of Ravenclaw. And Slughorn is probably still around as the Potions professor and Head of Slytherin.

But, after Sprout leaves, McGonagall is left without a Head of Hufflepuff. And none of the current professors are Hufflepuff alumni. Until...

On September 1st, after the new first-years have been sorted, a blonde-haired witch bursts through the doors to the Great Hall and struts her way over to the staff table. All of the students are staring and wondering who fhis woman is until McGonagall, smiling at her, stands and says: “Welcome back, Miss Abbott.”

Hannah Abbott-Longbottom looks over at her husband (who is flabbergasted as to why his wife is there) and winks before turning to the students.

“Hello, witches and wizards of Hogwarts. I am Professor Abbott-Longbottom, and I am your new Muggle Studies professor and Head of Hufflepuff house. All I can say, is... I’m glad to be back.” She walked around the table and took her seat next to Professor Flitwick.

Neville turned to the Headmaster. “How did you convince her?”

“Well, Mr. Longbottom, it didn’t really take much. All I had to do was promise her that Hufflpuff will finally win the House Cup for once.”

And that’s the story of how Hogwarts reinstated the Muggle Studies class for the first time after the Battle of Hogwarts.

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Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

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The day has finally come!!!

I honestly can’t wait until StarKid releases the Nightmare Time album so that I can listen to “She Let’s Me Drive” on repeat

#starkid #team starkid #dylan saunders #nightmare time #nightmare time episode 3 #she let’s me drive #song #musical #musicals #tom houston #nightmare time album

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WANDAVISION SPOILERS

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#wandavision #wanda maximoff #vision #wanda #scarlet witch #the vision #sokovia #sokovian #marvel #marvel studios #MCU #WandaVision spoilers #monica rambeau #darcy lewis #jimmy woo