Albania: I鈥檒l vote for them bc they sing in their own language
Slovenia: she looks like she is going to die tomorrow... no, she is going to die the day after. They sing for their own funeral. I鈥檒l give you 100kr if they win
Cyprus: *my grandpa to my grandma* you need to buy this dress
Greece: is this a christmas song? Are they from a dead island in Greece? They shouldn鈥檛 get points
Norway: they are the best!!!! *flips out bc they sing in joki*
Russia: he is fantastic! I will dream ever night of him!
Iceland: they are old norwegian gangsters
Italy: why could someone vote for italy??!! *laughs*
Switzerland: do not vote for this act and the guy looks like your dad, don鈥檛 tell him