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Pleased to announce that with practice he is now the least scary of the three.

Basically you don’t wanna look at him. He teleports so this can be a little tricky but there’s ways of getting around it.

-His teleports are accompanied by static. If you hear that, he’s jumped somewhere.

-He always admits a bright glow, watch for this around corners so you know if he’s there.

-The louder the whistling the closer he is. Use this as a ballpark.

-If you have to go through a hall/room he’s in, look at the floor or the wall that’s not where he’s at. It’s scary but I don’t think he can hurt you if you aren’t looking at him.

Hearing whistling as soon as you get off the elevator

#I will singlehandedly create the dishwashing simulator fandom #dishwashing simulator

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The Beast that Bothers

#video #yeah that's cats #sound ON

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Other people; Holyshit X character did this must mean proof they like Y

Me: That character picked up an item with their left, they gotta be left handed

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Hearing whistling as soon as you get off the elevator

#dishwashing simulator #fuck the whistler all my homies hate the whistler

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#bro #that's amazing #i wish i had the funds for stuff like this #or the space

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This Friday's meme is: the perfect being

#crab /

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thanks man

#dishwashing simulator #fucker is just there in front of the elevator half the time #mannequin / #first time i've seen this guy with something in his hand #food /

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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog

#mirror!

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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

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Typical day in the elevator realm:

Dishwasher: -humming to themselves as they collect scrap-

The Whistler: heyyy!

Dishwasher: heyyy!

-beat-

Dishwasher: wHAT-

#dishwashing simulator #I will single-handedly create this fandom if I have to