arcemo17

[arcemo17]

Valkyrie: Can we bring guillotines back?

Jane: No, I refuse to participate in anything attributed to the French.

Valkyrie: Not even… French kissing?

Thor: What about French fries?

Loki: Or even French toas-

Jane: You’re all making me want to bring guillotines back.

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[arcemo17]

Morgan: What does coffee taste like?

Peter: Imagine the sweet release of death… now bottle that.

*later*

Morgan: I just got my first taste of death!

Tony: What?!

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[arcemo17]

Peter Quill: I don’t know what to do with this book Gamora gave me.

Nebula: Have you considered… reading it?

Peter: Yeah, I read the cover and all! But what do I do with the book?

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[arcemo17]

Bucky: You’re going to walk into this house and you’re not going to pet Alpine?

Sam: I mean, you walked in earlier without telling me “hello!”

Bucky: The difference is that I don’t really care about your feelings.

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[arcemo17]

Scott: How do I send subtle hints to Hope that I want her to be my Valentine?

Cassie: Write “will you be my Valentine?” on your forehead.

Scott: What part was confusing about “subtle”?

Cassie: Do you want a date or not?

Hope, walking by: Not with me, he better not!

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[arcemo17]

Peter Quill: Pussy means cat, right?

Nebula: Yeah…

Peter Quill: So you’re telling me that pussycat could have the same connotation as puppy-dog?

Nebula: That is definitely not what I’m telling you.

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[arcemo17]

Peter: I’ve been thinking a lot about what I want to do when I grow up…

Yelena: What are you considering?

Peter: Well, as Spider-Man, I have all the muscles for a pole dancer!

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[arcemo17]

America: Could I please order a non-alcoholic piña colada?

Stephen: You know it’s easier to just say “virgin piña colada”, right?

America: You can’t assume all piña coladas are virgins!

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[arcemo17]

Wanda, singing: Who runs the world?

America, joining in: Girls!

Wanda: Actually, no, it’s the 1% of the 1%.

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[arcemo17]

*Jane wakes up in the hospital*

Jane: What happened? Where am I?

Thor: I’m afraid you have amnesia. Do you remember anything?

Jane, sighing: Just how annoying you are.

Valkyrie: I wish I could wipe that from my memory.

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[arcemo17]

Thor: We all need to walk around with warning signs.

Valkyrie: Mine would say “Warning: Bite is worse than bark.”

Korg: Mine would be “Highly fragile. Handle with care.”

Jane: Someone please make a sign that says “Beware of Screaming Goats” to put in the lawn.

Toothgnasher: *screams*

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[arcemo17]

Thor: Innocent until proven guilty!

Loki: I thought the phrase was “immortal until proven mortal”?

Thor: Is this why you keep jumping in front of trains?

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[arcemo17]

Peter: I have the freezy wheezies.

Stephen: Do you mean… a cold?

Wong: No, he means the freezy wheezies.

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[arcemo17]

America: Only gay women say “mommy milkers”.

Stephen: I’m pretty sure you just said it.

America: Yes, and?

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[arcemo17]

Marc: Whenever I feel like committing arson, I set something else on fire as a healthy alternative.

Layla: Setting people on fire is not better than arson, Marc.

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[arcemo17]

*Bucky and Sam fist fighting*

Sharon: Should we do something?

Zemo: Yeah, we should film and post it!

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[arcemo17]

Scott: Can I give you a tarot card reading?

Hope: Sure…

Scott: This one says you’re a ten out of ten!

Hope: This is a deck of cards, and that’s the ten of clubs.

Scott: This one says you’re an absolute queen!

Hope: That’s the queen of diamonds…

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