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#tw suicide

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Arthur: *drowns a boat full of children to prevent a prophesy coming true*

Morgana:

#morgana

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Merlin: *formally submits a petition to banish Mordred*

Arthur: what do you think you’re doing?

Merlin: removing the junk in your life it’s called minimalism

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Lancelot: punch me in the face.

Kai: Punch you?

Lancelot: Yes, didn't you hear me? I said punch me in the face.

Kai: I always hear 'punch me in the face' when you're speaking, it's just usually subtext.

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If you know you know.

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Kay: You are all menaces to society.

The Orkneys: Thanks.

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gawain in a nutshell

#gawain

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arthur watching lancelot and gawain fight to the death: wow. something lgbt is happening guys…..

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Children should not be on the internet.

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Arthur: You should get the spiced red wine, this tavern always had the best one.

Morgana: I see.

Innkeeper: What will you guys take?

Morgana: I will get the cider.

Morgause: Me too.

Elaine: Yes, same.

Arthur:

#elaine of tintagel #morgana #morgause #king arthur #arthur

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Lancelot: How is the sexiest person in the room?

Galehaut: I don´t know, how are you?

Lancelot: I- I-

Gawain (from the other side of the room): I am great, thank you!

#gawain #galehaut #lancelot #galehautlancelot #I am tagging ships now

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Gaheris: Why are you on the floor?

Gawain: I am sad.

Gawain: Oh, and I was stabbed too. Help me up?

#gaheris #orkneys brothers #gawain #sir gawain

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Guinevere: You have to apologize to the king

Mordred: Fine.

Mordred: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

#arthurian legend #mordred #guinevere #king arthur

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Morgause: I need a human skull, but you have to promise to not ask any questions.

Morgana: I see. I can help, only if you don´t ask any questions either. (Pulls out six skulls)

Morgause:

Morgana:

Morgause: This one is fine.

#arthuriana #morgause #morgana #sisters goals

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Galahad: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Mordred: Oh, you’ve been? Galahad: Once. In Monopoly.

#using the prompt generation #galahad #mordred

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Galahad: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Mordred's been crying in the hall for an hour. We can’t get him out...

#using ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator #arthuriana #galahad #mordred

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Gawain: I’m not like a regular dad. I’m a cool dad.

Belinette: You’re not my dad.

Gawain: And you’re grounded!