askmistdad

[askmistdad]

Kurogiri: God, please give me patience.

Shigaraki: I think you mean strength-

Kurogiri: If God gave me strength, you’d all be dead.

[askmistdad]

Kurogiri : So what is it your company does to make money?

All For One : Murder children.

Kurogiri : [gasp]

All For One : As in, “children who commit murders”.

Kurogiri : Oh thank God! I thought you were some kind of horrible person.

[askmistdad]

W-were am I? How did I get here? H-hello? -Eri

Well hello, child. You seem lost—why don’t you let me help?

#ask #anon #bnha #bnha rp #how....interesting #there is nothing to be afraid of my child #i will take good care of you

[askmistdad]

So does mistdad know about ofa and did afo tell him ?

((I’m assuming this is a question for mod, since it’s addressing ‘mistdad’—and yes! I think mistdad knows.

Also, I apologize for the late reply! Mods phone broke, oops))

#(( mod yuzu speaks )) #ask #anon

[askmistdad]

Oh so you're a dad joke type of guy too?

I wasn’t aware one had to be a father to enjoy these sorts of things. You could say that it wasn’t very...ap-‘parent‘

#ask #anon #bnha #bnha rp #puns are rewarding #and they are one of the few activities i can do alone

[askmistdad]

Oh, so you like puns? Are you sure this is a pun-ishment you are willing to accept?

Oh, that was a good one—though I find a good sense of humor is not a punishment, but a necessity.

Every joke requires a good...‘pun’chline.

#ask #anon #bnha #bnha rp #that was clever! #it has been a while since someone appreciated this style of humor #shigaraki just groans #of course #i do believe shigaraki doesnt know humor even exists

[askmistdad]

Here have a banana 🍌 bc I find you a-peel-ing!!! :D

This is a terrible use of the English language, and yet I find myself enjoying it.

#ask #anon #bnha #bnha rp #what do they call these? #‚dad‘ jokes? #either way #i appreciate this pun #(( mod is laughing rn )) #((kurogidads sense of humor is mine ))

[askmistdad]

Free our mist dad, Shigaraki needs him

#reply #i’m not paid enough for this

[askmistdad]

Time for firsts! Send ☝ + an action or activity for my muse to talk about their first time trying it

#ask memes #(( mod yuzu speaks )) #(( this might be fun! a special for the anon that asked about kurogiris childhood ))

[askmistdad]

I would literally die for you.

Perhaps you will need to.

#ask #anon #bnha #bnha rp #if you join me #i will not ask easy things of you #but you can do it #right?

[askmistdad]

tell us about ur childhood

What would you like to know? I assure you it’s not a particularly heart-warming story.

#anon #ask #bnha #bnha rp #i was unwanted #in more ways than one

[askmistdad]

How old are you, sir?

Now isn’t that a rude question to ask.

#ask #anon #bnha #bnha rp #suffice to say #I’m old enough to be your father #...but not *too* old you understand #early thirties is a perfectly reasonable age to be and not at all ‚washed up‘ #your opinion isnt necessary shigaraki

[askmistdad]

What if I caught some of your mist in a jar? Does it stay purple? Does it stay connect to you until the jar is closed, or until I’m farther away?

It would remain in its current form—color and shape wise—until it was disconnected from me by the jar lid. Once mist has been separated from my body, and I am not in control of it, it simply ceases to exist.

I apologize for any disappointment, but dissipation is a normal part of life and one we must all get used to.

#ask #anon #bnha #bnha rp #thats assuming you could get close enough to even ‚catch‘ my mist #it would be rather rude of you #but if youre looking for a souvenier #look elsewhere

[askmistdad]

*Hands you Eri* here, here’s another blue haired, red eyed child that killed their family and got taken in by a villain. I’m sure she could use a parental figure unaffected by a dangerous contact quirk. What do you think :)?

I could always use another pawn, I mean, ’ward‘. I’ll make sure she gets a proper upbringing, if you entrust her to me.

Come, my child.

#ask #anon #bnha #bnha rp #eri is quite useful #if only because the heroes care for her #superficial as their concern may be #they do not love her #they only pity her #as a child they almost could not save #and have fooled themselves into thinking #pity and love are the same thing #...do not worry #i know the difference

[askmistdad]

Hello mr nomu :)

Do not call me that. I am Kurogiri, a human and a villain that is far superior to those beasts.

If you attempt to degrade me in that way again, I will not be so courteous as to let you off with a warning.

#ask #anon #bnha #bnha rp #i am kurogiri #and i refuse to have these #these *rumours* #float about #how disgraceful #rude and disgusting #all of you

[askmistdad]

Does the name 'Shirakumo Oboro' do anything to you?

Should it?

The league has many victims. One name out of hundreds does not matter to me.

#bnha #ask #anon #bnha rp #I’m not sure where youre leading with this #its quite #uncomfortable #why... #why is it... #familiar? #no.

[askmistdad]

Do you ever feel like you had a "rocky" start in life? :3c

Don’t we all? My past is why I am here, and who I am today. Rocky or not, the present is going as smoothly as possible.

#ask #anon #bnha #bnha rp #i am confused as to why ‚rocky‘ is in quotations #is this a reference to something?