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Ummm...

Tamaki: I'm gonna need my husband for a couple of hours now...

Hikaru: Imma gonna destroy you in bed... *takes him and heads out*

Rest of ReviceCast reactions?

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Mukachiri:Guy's what time and day is it right now? Sagohzo:uhh Saturday, 8 Pm? Mukachiri:OOOOO *sprints into room before pulling out a gokai changer he stole from the gokaiger's to change into gokai pink* Mukachiri:Alright let's rock and roll! *jumps out window* *Meanwhile, at Sakura's house* Sakura:Alright girl's thank you all for coming here so we can do some private girl things! ???:WAAAAAAIT! "Gokai Pink" kicks down the door suddenly Gokai Pink:Can i maybe join in even though i'm not a kamen rider? Valkyrie with her thousand yard stare:...Sure! Mukachiri's mind:YES! NOW I WILL GET TO WATCH GIRLS BATHE AS THEY DO IN ALL GIRL SLEEPOVERS!

They do know that the jig is up once they start getting undressed to go into the bathing area, right?

I'd be surprised if they survived the day, especially with Rider Ladies, Lovekov and the rest of the Igarashi fam on the scene. If they do they'd be lucky to not to have to use a breathing and feeding tube

And that's before the Gokaigers get to him too... maybe Ahim would be merciful if she sees the sorry state he's already in... but not the others.

Then there's what Eiji would do if he finds out too

RIP

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Mira: Genba, Chasshiro... how come Taiya calls both of you baby girls?

Genba and Meita: *denying an answer* Why don't you go ask the other couple in this house? *pouts*

Mira: *looks over* Sappy and corny...

Me and Jou: *playing Mario Party or something*

Mira: Whatever you two... I'mma go play Mario Party with them.

Genba: *goes back to whatever he was doing*

Meita: *eye rolls, then go help Taiya*

Taiya: *busy with Bundorio fixing the new cars*

Sentai reactions?

Same old Random branded shenanigans

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Houtaro: Kinda embarrassing that I got beat up by a statue.

Shoutaro: Don’t worry about it, kid, Terui got beat up by a kitty.

Takeru: And besides, those chemys you’re with are sentient, right?

Takeru: Just goes to show that not all malgams are created through malice.

Emu: That’s correct, it doesn’t matter.

Shinnosuke: Still, if Spanner had seen it, he’d hold it over my head *pouts*

Shinnosuke: He’s the last person to comment getting beat by a statue, Houtaro, trust me.

Houtaro: Eh?

Shinnosuke: Let’s just say… you’ve got a more impressive record than he does.

Sento: And he’s the elite A-rank alchemist.

Houtaro: Eh?

Shinnosuke: No one messes with the baby and gets away with it.

Shoutaro: Calm down there, papa drive.

Shoutaro: Spanner hasn’t done anything of the sort.

Takeru: Shinnosuke-san just heard from Keiwa-kun how Houtaro was treated by that inspector from the Alchemy institute and how he and everyone else were absorbed into a the Geats Malgam for Houtaro and Ace to defeat.

Shinnosuke: Geats killer

Shinnosuke: Ace might be an asshole but he’s still our asshole.

Shoutaro: And the two of them beat that monster, so calm down.

Shinnosuke: I am calm.

Houtaro: Ummm

Sougo: You’ll get used to it.

Houtaro: Will I?

Takeru: We did, and you will too.

(No, I haven’t seen the movie, I was able to read some out of context spoilers so yeah, might be wrong once we see the movie)

...sounds about right lol

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Kaguya: I see you’re sparkling even more since we last met, Gotchard.

Kaguya: and who do I see here…

Kaguya: He sparkles even more than you, Gotchard.

Renge: Eh? Spanner-senpai?

Spanner? What?

Spanner: What a ridiculous joke.

Houtaro: Eh?

Houtaro: Eeeeeeh?

Houtaro: Spanner?!

Kaguya: Isn’t he just dazzling?

Houtaro: Eeeeeeeeeeeh?!

Renge: Eh, Spanner paisen is ripped.

Sabimaru *Isaac*: How do I get that kind of body.

Minato: Okay, enough of that.

Minato: Kaguya, please take away the topless photograph of my junior away from my students.

Minato: I won’t hesitate to inflict bodily harm upon you if you fail to do so.

Kaguya: Dread 2, you’re handsome as well.

Minato: Thank you and I’m not interested.

Minato: Finish what you came here to do and go back to your world.

Rinne: Ne, Kyoka-san, what's so special about Spanner's body?

Kyoka: You'll understand when you're older.

Rinne: Eh? is that a thing?

Kyoka: It is.

Me: Why are you in the shower fully clothed? At least Junya Komatsu got naked... <- still not over the shower pics

Also... wow, so that gold dude is just a hornball. I feel so assured about his abilities to save the world

#kamen rider legend vs kamen rider gotchard #kurogane spanner #houou kaguya quartz #ask #hxmxbros

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Sakura: When you said my brother was hot, I didn’t think you’d actually try and court him!

Hikaru: Sorry, Sakura-san, but…

Hikaru: I know you must not approve of me for your brother…

Sakura: My feelings don’t matter when it comes to that, my brother’s feelings are what matter the most.

Hana: Better than Daddy issues…

Sakura: Hikaru also has daddy issues, Hana.

Hana: Not as bad as Mr. Goddamn…

Tamaki: You’re not even going to defend yourself?

Hikaru: Sakura-san is right, I did have some daddy issues.

Hikaru: But I signed up for that life.

Hikaru: I knew what I was going in.

[couldn’t resist making another Ikku x Hikaru thing]

This is not what I needed today but okay I guess

#kamen rider revice #igarashi sakura #natsuki hana #ushijima hikaru #dont worry ikki if hikaru breaks your heart sakura will break his bones (and lovekov will run him over) #ask #hxmxbros

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Kitty Jeramie

Cue poor Gerojim fretting about how to turn Jeremy back into a (half) human while Jeremy himself just cats out, stretching his feline back and finding some sunny spot on a window porch in to curl up on and sleep... or making biscuits on a fluffy Moffun belly

Gira takes one look at him and passes out from the cute

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I heard some spoilers for the Geats-Gotchard movie… and as per that screenshot, it seems Ace has tricked Houtaro like he did Keiwa…

Soooo how did the parent friends react upon knowing that Ace tricked Houtaro like he tricked Keiwa before?

I think it's established at this point that Ace is a little shit, so no one is surprised... but there are still people who are disappointed in Ace, mainly the ones who see Houtaro as a bit of a little brother figure or a son (i.e. Emu and Shinnosuke)

I don't really think they'd do anything to Ace per se, especially with him being Fox Jesus and all... though he gets very annoyed quickly when he gets spammed with "onore Ace" type comments

#kamen rider geats #kamen rider gotchard #ukiyo ace #ichinose houtaro #ask #cloudaintfair-archive

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The last Geats media you’ll ever consume is the Geats-Gotchard movie. IDK how you’ll feel because it features Houtaro being angry at Ace.

Yup probably, and I guess it depends on why my son is angry at Fox Jesus

#kamen rider geats #kamen rider gotchard #ukiyo ace #ichinose houtaro #what did ace do now #that's a rhetorical question don't tell me #ask #cloudaintfair-archive

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Gotchard cast react to Houtaro eagerly showing the things he wants to put in his dish only for Keiwa to shake his head.

Keiwa: We’ll experiment when its just the two of us.

Keiwa: For now, everyone is hungry and they need food.

Cue the collective sighs of relief

#kamen rider geats #kamen rider gotchard #sakurai keiwa #ichinose houtaro #i'm sorry honey but no #ask #cloudaintfair-archive

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Neon (and Michinaga from afar) reacts to Keiwa suddenly pulling up to her driving a limousine dressed to the nines… (its Keiwa's side job being Neon’s driver was a coincidence, and the limo was hired by Ace to prank Neon)

Neon: *blush* *nervous stammering ensues* *can't look him in the eye anymore*

Azuma: That fucking fox... why does he like making idiots out of all of us

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Who among the sentai is a lot like Chase in terms of sharing… TMI to other people?

Honestly... I can't really think of anyone top of mind who's like that?

Chase's... disarming honesty has more to do with how he hadn't really been socialized in a normal way, so he lacks an understanding of social cues and normal decorum, especially early on. The fact that he was robbed of his ability to feel emotions (or was forced to suppress them) while he was Mashin Chaser and had to learn to feel all over again didn't help.

He eventually grows out of it, but it takes a lot of time and effort on the part of both himself and his friends to re-learn emotions, how to read those social cues and other things of that sort.

I don't really think there's anyone in Sentai who has a situation like that. Sentai people overall tend to be better socialized, especially compared to Chase, so social conventions aren't entirely lost on them.

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Was there a time when Shinnosuke and Kiriko were cuffed together on the bed and they had to call someone to “bail” them out? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlfSY3QVgug

-Angela Bassett here plays a cop and she’s roleplaying a cop and cuffs her mate… but the mate also cuffs her with the other end.

Nah.

Mostly because Shinnosuke's the only one getting handcuffed when they get frisky 😂

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Kari, question… do you want the people with sperm and egg donors for them to go off like this on their donors? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AWJacjUjzg&t=77s

Goddamn if Kamen Rider or Super Sentai actually did this I would be yelling from the rooftops about it like

"FINALLY! THEY ACKNOWLEDGED THE SIMPLE FACT THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED UP AND THEIR KIDS AREN'T OBLIGED TO FORGIVE THEM FOR DOING THE ABSOLUTE BARE MINIMUM AFTER YEARS OF ABUSE AND/OR NEGLECT!!"

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Riders react to Ikki and Keiwa’s sparring session getting heated so much that the police were called because they thought Ikki and Keiwa were having a brawl in broad daylight out in public.

The chaos makers try to keep the fight going and bet on which one would win

The sane ones try to break up the fight and scold Ikki and Keiwa for getting into a brawl in public (also they threaten to sic Mama-san and Sara on them lol)

Shinnosuke may or may not decide to hold them in the precinct for an hour or two (in separate rooms) to cool off

#kamen rider geats #kamen rider revice #sakurai keiwa #igarashi ikki #ask #cloudaintfair-archive

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Can anyone bribe Juuru into asking to make some ice towers to cool down the surroundings, if so, what bribes does he take?

And who would stop him and glare at the person trying to bribe him?

(Sorry, it’s just been too hot and thinking about Juuru drawing and manifesting a very tall Ice tower to cool down the surroundings was enough to cool me down on top of the myriad of electric fans pointed at me to keep me cool)

Why would you need to bribe him when he's probably boiling alive too

(Also, yes, can feel you on the heat... Half the reason I feel so exhausted when I get home is the fucking heat even in the morning)

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Mira and Jou are really angry at Taiya huh? To be fair to Taiya, the both of them made their own assumptions about the BoonBoomGers… but they’ve been working with Taiya for a few days, weeks even and he still wasn’t open to them about his dreams.

People say Taiya’s a lot like Ace because of this, but I disagree, he did not trick anyone per se like Ace did…

Sentai parent friends/ reds react to Taiya’s decision to withhold the Big Bang Grand Prix from the two new members of his team.

Hmm... on the other hand, both Mira and Jou made their expectations pretty explicit from day one, so Taiya still withholding info from them that they needed to manage those expectations is sort of lying by omission, at least to me. It's not exactly trickery, but there's still a lack of honesty.

And that's not really something you wanna do to people you're asking to risk their lives and trust you to have their back doing it. If you can't even trust them with the reason you're doing this to begin with, why should they trust you with anything else in return?

I think a few people would have no qualms pointing this out to Taiya, especially the ones who place a high level of importance on trust and honesty. Though a few would also understand Taiya's situation and would hear out his reasons for hiding relevant info from them- like, say, Takeru who had to hide the whole kagemusha thing from his teammates.

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