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does anyone expect me to believe harry osborn is straight when he decided to take flowers to his ‘best friend’ in a turtleneck
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No Way Home Spoilers
Peter 3: I love you guys!
Peter 1, who’s naïve and Peter 2, who has major commitment issues: This is an Ikea
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No Way Home Spoilers
Peter 3: lol im so lame you guys are so cool i wish i could be like you guys
Peter 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A BITCH YOU ARE LOVED AND YOU ARE SO COOL I THINK THE WORLD OF YOU EVEN IF WE JUST MET LIKE TWENTY MINUTES AGO. NEVER FORGET THAT. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS.
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Loki: I’m so bad lol Nobody can handle me
Okoye: PICK UP YOUR PANTS
Loki: yes ma’am
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‘tobey maguire and andrew garfield to join spiderman 3’
me: 😃
‘people saying they might kill tobey maguire’s spiderman off to create drama and conclude his peter parker’
me: 😀
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headcanon that natasha led the mini-vengers during the six year depression gap after the snap and it was a disaster but they tried
rocket and carol argue constantly
nebula shoots first and asks questions later
rhodey is suddenly drinking a lot of wine and wishing he just moved into that guest house that tony built for him like he should have
okoye screaming at rocket and carol to shut up
natasha stressing out bc “guys....the MiSsIoN”
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headcanon that natasha led the mini-vengers during the six year depression gap after the snap and it was a disaster but they tried
rocket and carol argue constantly
nebula shoots first and asks questions later
rhodey is suddenly drinking a lot of wine and wishing he just moved into that guest house that tony built for him like he should have
okoye screaming at rocket and carol to shut up
natasha stressing out bc “guys....the MiSsIoN”
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NOT MARVEL—DC GOTHAM CITY SIRENS IDEA
Imagine Margot Robbie still portraying Harley Quinn, Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman, Allison Williams as Poison Ivy, and Johnny Depp or Bill Skasgard portraying the new rendition of Joker.
The plot would be Joker being vengeful about Harley’s newfound freedom and she finds solace in two female villains that are known for their independence.
Birds of Prey make an appearance as well.
Post-credits scene is Robert Pattinson’s Batman appearing upon Joker’s beaten figure after he lost and facing the camera before a dramatic boom is heard and it fades to black.
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A Concept
Carol, Stephen, and T’Challa arguing before a mission on who should be in charge and exactly how the plan should be taken in action.
The other heroes wait patiently, clutching their weapons or getting ready to use their abilities.
And a quiet Peter just says “I hate it when our Mom and Dads fight.”
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Bucky: Hey, man. Did you touch my drumset?
Sam: Nope
Bucky: It’s weird ‘cause it seems like someone definitely touched my drumset.
Sam: Yeah, that is weird. ‘Cause I didn’t touch ‘em.
Bucky: HEY! DID YOU TOUCH MY DRUMSET?
Sam: HEY, KNOCK IT OFF!
Bucky: I know you touched my drumstick...because the left one has a chip in it!
Sam: Are you fucking crazy, man? You sound insane! Do you realize that?
Bucky: Fuck you, Sam! I know you touched my drumset! And I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it!
Sam: Get out of my face or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass!
Bucky: Do you swear on your mom’s life that you didn’t touch it then?!
Sam: I DON’T HAVE TO SWEAR TO SHIT!
Bucky: THAT’S BECAUSE YOU FUCKING TOUCHED MY DRUMSET!
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when tony says they need a distraction
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Loki: So he asked me if he could kill my brother and he’d give me the tesseract and I was like hell no
Tony: When did that happen
Loki, pushing the tesseract into his pocket: Like five minutes ago
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Kid: Oh my gosh! Captain America and the Winter Soldier? Can I have your autograph?
Sam: Well sure you can!
[ Sam and Bucky write on the notepad ]
Kid, pointing to Bucky: He wrote a bad word!
Bucky: I write what I feel!
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Stephen, appearing in Sanctum Sanctorum: I’m back. We need to go defeat Thanos
Wong, who was eating Lucky Charms and watching Spongebob: Shit, alright
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endgame wouldve been better if taika waititi got to direct
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Scott Lang deserved so much more credit for the idea of time travel in Endgame. Without him, the Avengers and the world would’ve stayed broken and that’s that on that.
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Please, help me and my family
A few years ago, my mom got us stuck in a pretty big debt, about 50 thousand dollars.
And exempt this one, she had a loan for our house. To pay the last one we sold our old house and now we all living with my grandmother.
And now the creditors demand to pay the debt or we will lose my grandma’s house too. I don’t know want to do or where to go.
For the last couple of years, my mom managed to pay more the 30 thousand. But we still have to pay a lot of money, around 15 thousand TILL THE END OF THIS YEAR. So I ask you for help.
And because of that my grandma now has a heart disease and we need to buy tablets for her.
And in the end of it, I started to sleep really bad, become anxious and can’t sleep normally without antidepressants.
We all strangling so much. So if you can help with donation or with sharing this, I will be infinitely grateful ❤️
You can go to this link, and donate. If you have any questions, I would love to answer it.
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