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axiasprompts · 9 months
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Ring up my muse with a 📱 🎵 to see what song they've set for your muse's contact.
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Context according to anonymous sender: the "target" pointed out how pedophilic PhillysPiping comments sounded (after being told by others that teenagers are still kids) and PhillysPiping has been sending them messages, and searching through the "target's" post history and finding posts talking about their medical anxiety.
(Sorry, the screenshots may be out of order. I had to rush.)
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axiasprompts · 11 months
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Send the last five non-face emojis you used and I'll write a drabble of our muses or OCs based on them.
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axiasprompts · 1 year
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What Allegations Is My Muse Not Beating?
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axiasprompts · 2 years
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Anonymously Send My Muse a Cold Hard Truth That They Need to Know
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axiasprompts · 3 years
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Elevator Pitch!
Fanfic writers, describe/memeify your most popular fanfic without giving away the title.
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axiasprompts · 4 years
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Harrow the Ninth Sentence Starters
" [X], please don't be in such a hurry to die." "You came to warn me? You came to warn me /now/?" "[X], No one is coming to save you. Not God. Not [A]. Nobody." "Dying is for suckers." "Let them /weep/ to speak of us." "Forgive me... And give it hell, children." "Hell spat you/me back out. Fair enough." "Surprise me. My body is ready.” “You see, I am insane.” “You were a walking sacrament.” “You’ve thrown up again, [X].” “I am nothing. I am pointless, I am unmanned.” “And even I can admit that your eyelashes are delicious.” “Before you do anything I am quick to reassure you that you will regret: I have a message for you.” ““Your only settings were power-vomit and murder.” “You, yourself never had power over anyone else, but you misused it violently.” “I will not suckle at your bootheel.” “Hiss.” “You are trying to start a fight with me to get out of the fight I am trying to have with you, which is a painfully domestic tactic.” “You’re the one who investigated my tonsils.” “Oh, no, the lava.” “Stop xem, xe’s using theorems!!” “Already, you are being too loud.” “You never did possess an imagination.” “I can’t kiss you back. My lipstick’s perfect and I refuse to smear it.” “The infants are awake.” “I never got a what-for in school.” “Phwoar.” “Your indefatigability in the face of ancient death becomes you.” “I have never been good at attracting indulgent fathers.” “I made it. It’s vile.” “Tonight, I am afraid to die.” “I am afraid of myself. I am afraid of going mad.” “Ah! Finally, my biographer!.” “Get out of my way, you miserable ass.” “You have rendered yourself unlovable, [X].” “If they’re opinion isn’t worth a fart in a hurricane, try to imagine how much less I value yours.” “My teeth are extremely white and I brush assidiously, so I see no problem showing them off.” ““Do you ever wake up and think to yourself, When did [X] become this grovelling slime?” “God help us both, because we are surrounded by wolves.” “I hadn’t thought to scare the living wee out of them with, They’ll eat you alive, starting with your feet.” “I’ve always hated you, you dreary, repetitive leg.” “[Xe’s] you’re responsibility, not your punching bag.” “[X], who did you bury?” “Eat up, there’s nothing to you.” “You knew the whole time that [Z] died at their command.” “God is a dickhead.” “Let me give you a list of my favourite meals so that you can get them interestingly wrong.” “I can’t live this way. I cannot live this way. I have nowhere to go. I have nobody to turn to. I am a nonsense.” “[X], when was the last time you slept?” “How I crave your honeyed words.”  “I still get an erotic charge from snakes, sorry to say.” “I can’t tell if you’re a once-in-a-lifetime genius, an insane imbecile, or both.” “You brood over everything. You read unholy omens in the way people say good morning.” “Relax. I haven’t invited you to an orgy, [X].” “I once watched that man fight a city. The city didn’t win.” “That was never three glasses of wine.” “Let me introduce you to the special world of companionship - I will reveal everything you do, contradict you at every turn, and hold back your hair in the morning.” “An absolute bombshell. Though maybe not quite such a bombshell as your mother.” “Old people should be shot.” “You know, for... sex reasons.” “Your understanding of flesh and spirit magic is execrable.” “How God takes - and takes - and takes.” “You speak in riddles, old man.” “I could not get drunk on it if I tried. And how I have tried.” “It is dreadful t be shown a monster’s pity.” “I hated the sexy parties.” “That’s a muffin.” “I merely want to put you in jail.” “What would I know, I’m only God.” “I would like to remind you, infant, that I also hated you on sight.” ”You were party to a tragedy based on a misunderstanding.” “Why do you care if I suffer?” “I am hugely bored of hearing all my flaws.” “Time to absolutely fuck you up.” “Someday, I’ll marry that person. It might be good for [xem]. Probably not, though.” “I acknowledge myself as a cruel disappointment.” “I hope [xe] gets boiled alive in oil. I hope [xe] falls into a hole with a crowd watching. I hope someone takes a large pair of secateurs to the muscles at the backs of their heels... I would buy tickets.” “You stand like a damn fishhook.” “Excuse [xem], please, [se] sucks.” “They did not legitimately try to give us mumps. My little brother gave us mumps.” “Forget the ferns.” “Pool of blood: check. Air so hot: check. Surrounded by big and illicit bones: check.” “Fuck. Fuck. Oh, shit. Oh, fucking hell. Help. Yuck. Aaaargh.” “Goddamn it, I told you to lift weights.” “Hell of a party trick, [X], I mean, damn.” ���You could always leave everything else behind, but you never got rid of being so absolutely fucking goddamn sad.” “I’m very obviously attracted to y- no, damn it, this is just sad. This is garbage.” “I was weak. I was always weak, [X].” “I was, and am, a grown person, and you both were neglected children.” “I don’t know how you dealt with these unbelievably old bastards.” “{Xe] can’t help being so fantastically, dorkily noble.” “I am sick of roses, and I am horny for revenge.” “Do you want your ass kicked now, or do you want your ass kicked later, or both?” “I did it for ultimate power - and posters of my face.” “You’ve got two short minutes left before I punch you right in the butthole.” “Why, your fist is so big, and my butthole is so small.” “You hating me meant more than anyone else in this hot, stupid universe loving me.” “[X], if you persist in making jack-off motions when I am talking, I will show you what your kidneys look like.” “What can I say? I love a little gall on gall.” “Ah, the romance I have been awaiting all my life. [Z] always said it would come along... or at least, [xe] once said I would go to hell and get fucked.” “I might lie down and see if this fixes itself.” “Fancy footwork, shitbird.” “But I still don’t know why I’m talking in meter.” “Chickenshits don’t get beer.” “I’m so sorry, [X]. I wish it were different.  I am so tremendously sorry.” “Oops! It’s me again, never doing what I’m told.” “I can’t believe you feel like you’re in position to demand things of me.” “There is no such thing as forgiveness. There’s only bloody truth, and blessed ignorance.” “Go to hell, Ma/Pops.” “Not yet.”
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axiasprompts · 4 years
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Send Me a Symbol + 2 Names And My Muse Will Choose
⛰️ - Which they’d save from a hanging cliff
🌺 - Which they’d give a poison antidote to
🤰 - Which they’d prefer to parent a child with
🎯 - Which they’d take a bullet for
🩸 - Which they’d sacrifice to The Great Demon Lord
🛋 - Which they’d let crash at their place under hard times
🌋- Which they’d push into a volcano
🏛 - Which they’d bail out of jail without question
🏥 - Which they’d trust as their medical power of attorney
🗡 - Which they’d want as their partner in a zombie apocalypse
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axiasprompts · 4 years
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Send “Is anyone there?” for our muses to hold a seance
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axiasprompts · 4 years
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How Do We Rock?
Send me 🎸 and I’ll pick which rock subgenre represents our muses and why.
Send 🎸+ 🤘 and I’ll also come up with a name for our muses’ rock band.
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axiasprompts · 4 years
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spiders. IN the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB!
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axiasprompts · 4 years
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Send me 🖤 and I'll tell you what I think your muse's patron god/dess is.
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axiasprompts · 4 years
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Anonymously send me a plot idea for our muses that you've been too shy to share!
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axiasprompts · 4 years
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Send “✌️” for two words my muse would describe yours as.
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axiasprompts · 4 years
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D’Angelo Wallace Sentence Starters (pt. 1) (maybe...)
' hey, welcome back to me talking about what i want ‘
‘ we are all backwards baseball cap bois. ‘
‘ the only person you should be worshipping... is me. ‘
‘ break some ankles...? ‘
‘ you can see it in their twitter, and ... oh, i’m blocked. ‘
‘ wait, you can see my tabs. i’m exposing myself! DON’T LOOK! ‘
‘ you cannot psychoanalyze people like this. ‘
‘ two for parasitic lifestyle. ‘
‘ zero for no realistic long term goals. ‘
‘ people who gatekeep are not allowed in this community! ...wait. ‘
‘ i had more thrilling moments in animal crossing. ‘
‘ i use sharp objects to make pretty people. ‘
‘ you’re being nice to them because they’re pregnant? have fun in HELL! ‘
‘ petition to ban all humans from using the word yummy. ‘
‘ alright, i don’t -- i don’t have-- no. ‘
‘ they’re almost as good as me! just kidding! nobody is. ‘
‘ i have a ps4 controller, and an xbox controller. and yes, my bathwater is for sale. ‘
‘ that’s...not today. ‘
‘ it’s so nice being a pretty elf! it’s cool in the game, too! ‘
‘ my guy took sugarbear hair and hello beauty hair care regimen at the same time, so... doctors hate him. ‘
‘ this is an anti-sponsorship. ‘
‘ i’m feeling something: shame. ‘
‘ i’m glad game of thrones has ended. ‘
‘ it’s all good fun. maybe. ‘
‘ i’ve checked out. i may be sitting in front of you, but i am not here anymore. i’m deceased. ‘
‘ the thumbnails are just a blatant lie. ‘
‘ this channel may have been an experiment, but i was still...born. ‘
‘ hint: starbucks is trash. ‘
‘ i had to burn all my james charles merch. ‘
‘ both you and me are gonna have to deal with that as layabouts with crappy tattoos.’
‘ you’re just lying. which is cool, i guess. ‘
‘ i’m going to go with minecraft lava. you know, for the aesthetic. ‘
‘ honestly, the doctor was kinda lame. i don’t think he was even a subscriber. ‘
‘ that’s a heck of a way to start a paragraph. ‘
‘ that’s boomer behavior, my guy. ‘
‘ we don’t have earbuds cemented to our ears, we have airpods cemented to our ears. i’ll let you call me a baseball cap boi, but i won’t let you call me poor! ’
‘ so, who cares? ‘
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axiasprompts · 4 years
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Send 🏹 for my muse to randomly shoot an arrow at yours!
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axiasprompts · 4 years
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