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That's right. Boom. Just kicked Santa in the testicles.

#ch: charles boyle #ep: christmas #1x11 #season 1 #mine #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #Charles Boyle #jake peralta #amy santiago #peraltiago #Andy Samberg #Melissa Fumero #rosa diaz #Stephanie Beatriz #Merry Christmas #Merry Christmas everyone! #santa #santa claus

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Freelance Jigsaw Puzzle Artist (2018)

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The universe is a cruel and vexing puzzle. I am at the whim of the cosmos.

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Wow, bitches really do be crazy.

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#arm grab

#reblog #ch: jake peralta #amy santiago #p: peraltiago

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Person A: Hit him in his fat, rosy cheeks.

Person B: Oh, that felt wrong.

#ch: charles boyle #ch: jake peralta #ep: christmas #1x11 #season 1 #mine #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #Charles Boyle #jake peralta #amy santiago #Andy Samberg #Melissa Fumero #Stephanie Beatriz #rosa diaz #gina linetti #Chelsea Peretti

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Cheddar, you duplicitous bitch.

#ch: raymond holt #ep: cinco de mayo #6x16 #season 6 #mine #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #captain holt #jake peralta #amy santiago #peraltiago #Andy Samberg #Melissa Fumero #rosa diaz #Stephanie Beatriz #gina linetti

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Well, I suppose it would be nice to show them I'm more than just a hot, dumb piece of ass.

#ch: raymond holt #ep: the bimbo #6x13 #season 6 #mine #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #captain holt #amy santiago #jake peralta #peraltiago #Andy Samberg #Melissa Fumero #Stephanie Beatriz #rosa diaz #lol #gina linetti #Charles Boyle

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Hello, friends. Who here would like to see a presentation of crime statistics as a function of demographics and time? [silence] Who wants to see a picture of a dead body? [cheering]

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You hear that? It’s the sound of Christmas.

#reblog #Merry Christmas everyone!

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#reblog #ch: jake peralta #t: gifset

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Person A: Frisk the skinny one.

Person B: I've gone 42 years without a lump of coal. I'm not gonna start now.

#ch: jake peralta #ch: charles boyle #ep: christmas #1x11 #season 1 #mine #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #jake peralta #Charles Boyle #Merry Christmas #amy santiago #peraltiago #Andy Samberg #Melissa Fumero #rosa diaz #Stephanie Beatriz #Merry Christmas everyone!

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Happy B99 Thanksgiving!

Jake: Wow, mom, what a delightful dinner! I mean these have to be the most joyous jellybeans I've ever seen!

Mrs. Peralta: Oh thanks, honey. They're premade from a can!

#mine #ch: jake peralta #ch: karen peralta #ep: two turkeys #5x07 #season 5 #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #jake peralta #happy thanksgiving #thanksgiving #amy santiago #peraltiago #rosa diaz

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Person A: All right, you mooks, our union health plan has 100% reimbursement for out-of-state ambulance rides. Person B will fake a medical emergency.

Person B: Don't need to fake it. Always having at least one.

#ch: amy santiago #ch: scully #ep: 99 #5x09 #season 5 #mine #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #amy santiago #jake peralta #peraltiago #Andy Samberg #Melissa Fumero #imagine your otp #lol #writing prompts #rosa diaz #gina linetti #Stephanie Beatriz

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Person A: Serena here just bit off a doctor’s nose

Person B: It was delicious

#submission #ch: raymond holt #ch: gina linetti #ep: greg and larry #3x23 #season 3 #mine #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #captain holt #gina linetti #jake peralta #amy santiago #peraltiago #Andy Samberg #Melissa Fumero #rosa diaz #imagine your otp #writing prompts #lol

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SUBMISSIONS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!! Rewatching an episode and found something funny? SUBMIT IT HERE!! You do not need to provide the episode all the time, we’ll try to find it ourselves! Thank you for following this blog, we love you!!

#reminder reblog!!

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All men are at least 30% attracted to me.

#ch: gina linetti #ep: the party #1x16 #season 1 #mine #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #gina linetti #jake peralta #amy santiago #peraltiago #Andy Samberg #Melissa Fumero #rosa diaz #Stephanie Beatriz #writing prompts #imagine your otp #gen z culture