Bye-bye.
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My life means nothing without Glen Beck.
Baby George III
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If God wanted everyone to be the same then he'd give everyone bed sheets to put on their horsies.
Baby George III
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Lyndon B. Johnson is getting out of hand.
Baby Idi
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I have big gums.
Baby Marie-Antoinette
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I know everything there is about shrimp. You need a boat and a sea. Then you catch them. Then you fry them or boil them or barbecue them or put them in a cocktail. Then caca.
Baby Napoleon
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My daddy is on vacation, so he's gone forever.
Baby Mary I
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Move, Ludacris, get out the way.
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Dear Equifax,
I still trust you, so here’s all of my data:
My social security number: C L A Y A I K E N
My birthday: I was born on Oprah Winfrey
Best wishes,
Baby Joseph
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