taehyung: If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is required to yell “no, crime is bad!” at all times. that is the law
cashier: do you want the receipt?
seokjin: yas bitch tell me everything
jungkook: dude what the heck u scared me 😂
Personal Trainer: what’s your favorite machine?
Taehyung: that one
Personal Trainer: but that’s the automatic door-
Taehyung: *already leaving* BYE!
seokjin: I’m only going to have two glasses of wine tonight *refills 32 oz tumbler*
hoseok: Permission to express myself through dance, your honor
[driving behind a van with a “watch for motorcycles” sticker]
Namjoon [leans over to Seokjin]: Haha what kind of idiot would take that trade