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I think people have forgotten what an album is supposed to be

#forever bemoaning the loss of albums

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As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

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HE LEETLE FEETSYS

#it me

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"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.

"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.

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Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

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lmaooo

#lmfao even #how long did that take

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“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

#blaze it #palindrome style

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"Down with Rent"

Spotted in Sydney

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If you like the word “queer” reblog.

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My next single is Bedroom Pop - a 2000's coded song of filial love for artists who have fallen victim to the shady abusive "producers" lurking in every scene, a love letter to bedroom producers, an affirmation of the power of music to heal, and duet with one of the actors from Ouija Shark 🦈

If you're interested and want it in your library when it drops, give it a presave here!

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ladycharles/bedroom-pop-feat-zoe-towne

💞💞💞

And here's an older tune or two if you want to check my stuff out -

It's nice to have a release to look forward to!

#good tunes #I'm getting Bowie 2024 #love me a fellow nb artist

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I am afraid that I must bring it to your attention that Lou Bega's Mambo No. 5 is 25 years old today.

#good tunes #do you feel old yet #have some of you never lived without it #good sweet music #old tumblrites

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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Babe I swear I just saw their reblog first, I didn’t ignore yours, it was just that yours was further down the dash, that’s not on me that’s on tumblr babe, tumblr wants to drive a wedge between us, I love you I swear babe, pls believe me pls don’t let them win

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#30+50-3-2

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BOOSTING APRIL 2024 Active boycott notice!!!

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