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independent multi-muse featuring muses from the book of mormon, star wars, lord of the rings, monk, fallout 4, agents of shield, disney, descendants, stranger things, his dark materials, etc. written by phillip! ( template found here! )

guidelines || muses || verses || ask

#self promo. #queue

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please like this post for a starter from one of my muses! also, please don’t forget to specify what muse you want the starter from! length may vary. ( muses list here! ) 

#starter call #queue #( i'll work on these after i get home from work! )

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independent multi-muse featuring muses from the book of mormon, star wars, lord of the rings, monk, fallout 4, agents of shield, disney, descendants, stranger things, his dark materials, etc. written by phillip! ( template found here! )

guidelines || muses || verses || ask

#disney rp #tolkien rp #broadway rp #fantasy rp #descendants rp #self promo. #( god i miss making graphics ) #queue

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{ open to anyone || arnold cunningham }

❝ —-that’s an excellent question! i’ll get back to you in a couple hours. ❞

#open rp #character ( cunningham ) #queue

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just wanted to let y’all know that with my coming back i want to post more. like not just ic content, but art of my characters and my ramblings about my characters, because i miss being able to do that without fearing people getting mad at me for posting “too much ooc”. that’s one of the reasons i needed a break, because any time i tried to post offhand things or just commentary people would legit send anons telling me to stop or that they didn’t care about such and such character.

#ooc #queue

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me, returning after falling off the face of the planet??? it’s more likely than u think

#queue #( tbh it was necessary for my mental health bc i was going through so many crises at once and i didn't want to continuously be like ) #( 'i'm so sorry for my absence i'll be back soon' every five seconds. now that i've been made aware of whats wrong with my body i should be #able to get back into the swing of things ❤ ) #tbd #ooc

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send in " you're an idiot. " for your muse to tend to my muse's wounds after a fight/battle, because this trope is too good okay it deserves a MEME!

send in " at least i've got you here to take care of me, right? " for my muse to tend to your muse's wounds after a fight/battle.

#( please reblog from source ♥ ) #( dont forget to specify muse please ♥️ ) #meme #queue

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❥     𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌  𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒  𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓  𝐎𝐍𝐄  .

dream  daddy  is  a  game  released  by  game  grumps  ,  a  dating  sim  to  date  dads  ! feel  free  to  customize  as  you  wish  !

❛  right  .  yup  .  definitely  repressed  that  memory  .  ❜ ❛  weren’t  you  the  one  who  threw  that  flaming  tennis  ball  at  the  police  station  ?  no  -  wait  .  that  was  me  .  ❜ ❛  aw  man  a  nap  sounds  great  !  if  sleep  wasn’t  ,  you  know  ,  for  the  weak  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  someone  needs  to  do  a  three - point  turn  on  their  attitude  .  ❜ ❛  I  GOT  A  PROBLEM  WITH  AUTHORITY  !  ❜ ❛  you  can  never  be  too  sure  .  see  that  baby  in  the  stroller  over  there  ?  government  operative  .  ❜ ❛  you  know  ,  frisbees  are  traditionally  caught  with  your  hands  ,  not  your  face  .  ❜ ❛  children  in  general  are  just  …  tough  .  ❜ ❛  …  are  you  just  afraid  to  meet  new  people  ?  ❜ ❛  c’mon  ,  what’d  we  say  about  meeting  new  people  ? ❛  …  perhaps  i  should  leave  saying  “  baby  ”  to  the  professionals  .  ❜ ❛  i  am  in  no  way  fit  to  be  responsible  for  any  living  thing  ,  including  and  especially  myself  .  one  time  ,  i  drank  an  entire  jar  of  marinara  sauce  for  dinner  .  it   was  unholy  .  ❜ ❛  medium  sized  dog  ,  handkerchief  around  the  neck  ,  i  get  to  name  it  .  that’s  what  it’ll  cost  me  to  give  up  on  my  dreams  .  ❜ ❛  yeah  it’s  just  like  ,  my  entire  future  .  no  big  deal  .  ❜ ❛  are  you  actually  fine  or  are  you  just  saying  that  ?  ❜ ❛  okay  ,  cool  .  while  you  do  that  i’m gonna  do  some  drugs  and  commit  some  light  arson  .  ❜ ❛  i  would’ve  expected  you  guys  to  be  up  to  white  collar  crime  by  this  point  .  maybe  money  laundering  at  the  least  .  ❜ ❛  i  love  someone  who  knows  their  way  around  balls  .  ❜ ❛  i  -  i  ,  uh  .  don’t  normally  …  do  this  …  ❜ ❛  aw  man  .  i  was  kinda  hoping  you  had  gotten  kidnapped  and  i  was  gonna  have  to  come  rescue  you  .  ❜ ❛  …  have  you  been  reading  my  tweets  ?  nevermind  .  ❜ ❛  you’re  a  beautiful  work  in  progress  .  ❜ ❛  we  have  to  be  fashionably  late  .  who  shows  up  anywhere  on  time  ?  ❜ ❛  i’d  shake  your  hand  but  i  have  a  glass  of  wine  to  tend  to  .  ❜ ❛  this  plate  of  cookies  is  my  new  _____  .  bye  .  ❜ ❛  that’s  cold  blooded  .  i  like  that  .  ❜ ❛  kids  ,  right  ?  gotta  love  ‘em  .  you’re  required  to  by  law  .  ❜ ❛  i’m  tired  of  talking  to  old  dudes  who  blame  my  generation  for  the  failing  economy  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i  just  have  to  accept  the  fact  that  as  an  adult  ,  i’ve  become  the  machine  i  once  raged  against  and  accept  my  fate  to  unironically  wear  socks  with  sandals  .  ❜ ❛  my  ,  do  you  know  how  to  treat  a  lady  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i  might  have  taped  over  a  veggietales  VHS  with  the  shining  .  who  knows  .  ❜ ❛  he’s  probably  stuffing  dirt  into  his  mouth  .  who  knows  ?  toddlers  are  pretty  resilient  .  ❜ ❛  you’re  not  gonna  do  the  thing  where  you  wait  silently  for  me  to  come  home  in  the  living  room  with  all  the  lights  off  ,  are  you  ?  ❜ ❛  you  really  scared  me  .  just  …  please  don’t  do  that  again  .  ❜

#( please reblog from source ♥️ ) #( also dont forget to specify muse! ) #meme #queue

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✧･ﾟ: *Dɪsᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ Sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ Sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs

A Princess, an Elf, and a Demon Walk into a Bar

❝ Hope you got your beauty sleep. ❞

❝ Anything’s safer than guarding that prince/ss! ❞

❝ You’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to get married. ❞

❝ You wanna switch places? ❞

❝ I’m actually hoping for death, thanks though. ❞

❝ Did you make sure to add extra frosting? ❞

❝ I just wanted to have a last bit of fun before the happiest day of my life. ❞

❝ Great I have to wear this crazy veil and pretend I’m a virgin? ❞

❝ I thought that I’d get married for true love, or because I was wasted. ❞

❝ You ever wish you could live in a place where people are really truly happy? ❞

❝ ___, it’s like you don’t appreciate your assembly-line job. ❞

❝ Yeah, singing while you work’s not happiness. It’s mental illness. ❞

❝ Ugh! I’m sick of being happy all the time. ❞

❝ Just once I wish…I wish I could go somewhere where people are miserable. ❞

❝ ___ you are hereby curse from the deepest depths of the underworld! ❞

❝ A weird ghost guy is attacking and complimenting me. ❞

❝ Ghosts are losers that got murdered. ❞

❝ Get used to it, cause you are stuck with me for all eternity. ❞

❝ Just because I’m not jolly all the time doesn’t make me a weirdo. ❞

❝ It’s like you do the slightest thing here, and everyone freaks out. ❞

❝ It’s like they all have peppermint sticks up their asses. ❞

❝ And that, my friend, is how one returns a gift. ❞

❝ If you don’t calm down, this is gonna be a long forever. ❞

❝ Don’t you want to see the outside world? ❞

❝ I don’t know why we keep that lever there. ❞

❝ Scribeldy-scrobeldy-screw the Jolly Code! ❞

❝ I wanna taste something other than sweetness. I wanna cry salty tears, learn bitter truths. I wanna take a big, meaty bite out of life and dip it in mustard! ❞

❝ Mustard, vinegar, anchovies? These are the ravings of fools. ❞

❝ I’d rather die a big death than live a small life. ❞

❝ Wow, for the first time in my life I feel completely calm and—-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ❞

❝ I’m a prince/ss. I can’t do my own bidding. ❞

❝ You know that little voice in your head that says to do the right thing? ❞

❝ So you’re like a terrible friend? ❞

❝ I never said I’m your friend. ❞

❝ Shame you’re a prince/ss and too dainty to do anything about it. ❞

❝ Well, I like war, but I wouldn’t say I love it. ❞

❝ How long is this gonna last? ❞

❝ Times when you really shouldn’t are exactly when you really should. ❞

❝ I was raised by a pack of drinking buddies. And I came out perfect. ❞

❝ I mean nobody knows anything for sure but if I talk with confidence you dopes will believe anything I say. ❞ 

❝ I’m just kicking back with my new cat. ❞

❝ I’m not here to answer cat questions. ❞

❝ Are you trying to make a jerk out of me? ❞

❝ Actually, I’d be fine if someone could just slide my head up a bit. ❞ 

❝ It was sweet of you to wreck my wedding, but you’re kind of slowing us down. ❞ 

❝ Well, it took all day, but I finally got my winnings. ❞ 

❝ Stand back, chumps. Watch as a non-chump chumps these chumps. ❞ 

❝ I’ve never had a nightmare. Is this one? ❞ 

❝ I have theory. Maybe they go up. ❞ 

❝ I won’t even dignify that with an upward glance.❞ 

❝ I’ve never heard of anything. ❞ 

❝ This is so helpful. How can we ever repay you? ❞

❝ Cool night air, sky full of stars….this sucks. How much further? ❞ 

❝ I would get rid of all the diseases plaguing mankind and replace them with worse ones. ❞ 

❝ Hey, s/he’s making fun of my dreams. That’s what friends do! ❞

❝ What’s this weird feeling I don’t want to drink away? ❞

❝ I’ll be entering your dreams tonight in the form of a laughing skull. ❞ 

❝ Yeah, that’s me. That’s me. I’m sorry. I’m sorry about that. ❞ 

❝ Well, now we know something we didn’t know yesterday. ❞ 

❝ I might as well give up and accept that I’ll never be anything more than a wealthy queen/king of a fabulous faraway kingdom. ❞ 

❝ You are beautiful and your skin is so soft, and your hair smells like butterscotch, but you’re wrong! ❞ 

❝ Pardon my language but destiny is baloney! ❞ 

❝ Your future is not foretold. It’s what you make of it. ❞           

#( please reblog from source ♥ ) #( also dont forget to specify the muse pls )

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{ open to anyone || arnold cunningham }

❝ —- i never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞

#character ( cunningham ) #open rp #queue

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meme call! most of the time, i’m either not able to get on the dashboard much, or the dash is too fast to see memes that can be sent in. if you like this post, i’ll go through your meme tag and send you some memes! ( if you’d like something from a specific meme, feel free to let me know )

#meme call #queue

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please like this post for a starter from one of my muses! also, please don’t forget to specify what muse you want the starter from! length may vary. ( muses list here! ) 

#( this is my last shift before my day off so i should be able to get some writing done after 🐸 ) #starter call #queue

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“Guide to Troubled Birds” sentence meme

❝ The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. ❞

❝ I preen for Satan. ❞

❝ I disembowel. It’s what I do. ❞

❝ He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give. ❞

❝ I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ I love you despite the warning signs. ❞

❝ I’m a dirty bird. ❞

❝ This was a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame and self-torment. ❞

❝ I’m three ounces of whoop-ass. ❞

❝ Dealing with you is like herding cats. ❞

❝ My mating dance is mostly seizures. ❞

❝ This jackassery will not stand! ❞

❝ I’ve been through hell and come out singing. ❞

❝ Your love has made me a drunk. ❞

❝ I’m not majestic on weekends. ❞

❝ God can’t help you now. ❞

❝ That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. ❞

❝ I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it. ❞

❝ He had a violent, uncontrolled temper, which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good looking. ❞

❝ This might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real. ❞

❝ Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head. ❞

❝ My emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears and rage. ❞

❝ I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place. ❞

❝ I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time. ❞

❝ I’m addicted to shiny things. ❞

❝ The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a mild form of insanity. ❞

❝ My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off. ❞

❝ Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. ❞

❝ The drinks came. I wasn’t about to be sobered by anything like regret. ❞

❝ Foie gras this, motherfucker! ❞

❝ The whispery groans in my mind are beginning to issue orders. ❞

❝ Unicorn of love, impale me! ❞

❝ Oh. You’re an artist. ❞

❝ I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left. ❞

❝ As always, all I should’ve said was, “I love you.” ❞

#( please reblog from source ♥ ) #( also dont forget to specify the muse pls ) #meme #queue

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{ open to anyone || adrian monk }

❝ —-if by excited you mean petrified and full of regret. yes, i am.❞

#character ( monk ) #open rp #queue

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meme call! most of the time, i’m either not able to get on the dashboard much, or the dash is too fast to see memes that can be sent in. if you like this post, i’ll go through your meme tag and send you some memes! ( if you’d like something from a specific meme, feel free to let me know )

#( i'm going to send as many as i can until i hit the ask limit and then send some when i go on break at work 🐸 ) #meme call #queue

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one more shift left in this hellish work week, i can’t wait 2 write soon

#ooc #tbd #( i hope my feet forgive me )

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May I offer you a boi during these trying times?

#( arnold in his superhero verse: here is a frog in your trying time ) #character aesthetic ( cunningham ) #queue #frog tw #amphibian tw