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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

#slight Miami accent #makes me sound like I know more Spanish than I do

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"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity

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sorry i cant come to work today im in heat

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tmi but i cannot believe the number of women who shave their Whole Ass Pussy on the reg. like when do you even find time for this? you could be doing crosswords

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the joker would look at me and say "that is a normal person"

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i hope someone in studio bones is animating two skater boys kissing right now

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by the time this pandemic ends I’ll have to be slowly rehabilitated back into society like a raccoon or I’ll get scared and start biting 

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me when a skinny cute white m/f couple falls in love in a movie: boring

me when a skinny cute m/f interracial couple falls in love in a movie: yawn

me when an interracial m/f couple falls in love in a movie and one/both of them arent skinny:

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every film noir detective who arrested the femme fatale instead of running away w her was a fool and a coward send post

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tomorrow’s the big day

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new pronouns just dropped:

- “he” in the way you call an animal you don’t know the gender of “a little guy”

- “she” in the way sailors refer to their boats

- “they” in the way people say “they say that ___”, a faceless and all knowing collective. you are anything, you are everything.