i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it
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Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence
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This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…
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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
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yeah
also note: theres been a few mentions of the fact that I tagged this with fanfic tags. I AM A FANFIC AUTHOR, MY MASTERLIST IS ON MY PROFILE. I WRITE SMUT. IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT, YOU CAN SCROLL ON.
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living in my head rent free
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My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition
Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry
This is him
Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table
On my dad's side of my parents' bed
In my parents' closet
Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)
Near the kitchen door
Near my fucking bed
At the bottom of my sister's stairwell
In our bathroom
And down the hallway
This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.
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I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)
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