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whenever breaking dawn is brought up in conversations I can't help but think about how absolutely overpowered and dangerous renesmee is going to be.

she is the trustfundiest trust fund kid ever to trust fund, she has literally unlimited money and resources.

she can eat human food but she prefers (???) blood.

She can transfer any idea into your head via touch, presumably even lie to you that way, and the sensation is overwhelming for even a vampire, let alone a human with a more limited mental capacity.

Everyone is obsessed with her at first glance for some unknowable reason.

She's just as beautiful as a vampire, with 0 of the creepiness factor via cold skin, no heartbeat, no blinking, no breathing, palor, etc.

Her dad can read her every thought, and is incapable of giving her privacy.

Her endlessly devoted werewolf uncle is trying to groom her from birth to be his forever bride.

She will look and act like a grown adult by the time she is 7 years old.

She literally murdered her mother in childbirth.

Her name is so profoundly stupid.

This girl is going to grow up unhinged, angry, and on a power trip the likes of which the world has never seen. Her cult is going to be next level. Someone is going to have to take her out before she takes over the world.

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twilight saga moodboards   —   bella swan.

i can’t always be lois lane.  i want to be superman too.

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i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it

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it's 2024 and people are still accidentally deleting their ENTIRE tumblr accounts while trying to remove a sideblog, so... a PSA.

do not "delete" the sideblog. you have to change the "members" (admins/mods) of the sideblog to zero.

you can either do this by removing yourself from the list of members, or if you want to be extra safe you can add a burner account (ACCOUNT. NOT SIDEBLOG) as one or the members and THEN remove yourself

or, to be even safer, just set the sideblog to "password protected" - which means that no one can view it.

this website is made out of duct tape and it is very likely that if you try to delete a sideblog, you will delete everything.

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Esme and Carlisle just standing there like “What the fuck did he just call her”

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Bella Swan from Twilight is a child of divorce!

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I truly did NOT expect to see the Twilight sex scene in my textbook

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I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this

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my favorite genre of twilight stills

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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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We all get wet when it rains because the guys are too tall for this car.

We can't. Close. The roof.