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Me when I'm tryna be subtle

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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

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I NEED the buttercup realization sceneeee

Marichat art sans Monarch below! This Marichat art is dedicated to Millie ty for translating the episode this morning <3

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based off this post :)

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He already has to deal with the horrors of being 14 years old, must he have to deal with this too?

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Miraculous Ladybug incorrect text posts 1/?

@halfahelix THANKS FOR THE PICTURES

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Love this actually lmaooo cyanide injection hellsite for the win

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imagine if plagg just revealed his true form on a whim whenever he felt like it

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I'm so normal about this

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adrien has always been a very supportive wingman

bonus:

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I know we talked about the foosball table a lot but I don't think we talked about it enough

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that's one way to find out @halfahelix brought up imagine adrien with the peacock and I didn't get very far with the rest of that thought cause this was the first horror to enter my brain after

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best. dad. ever.

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I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life

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:) 🖤

@mlsecretsanta gift for @thequeenofspace! happy belated holidays and apologies for the delay, had a serious family emergency followed by sickness! I had so much fun making this though, was so excited to finally draw these two 🖤 hope you enjoy!!!

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NO CANON DYNAMIC YET. QUICK, THROW OUT HYPOTHETICALS