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damn girl are you a wild animal being held in captivity 😍 because you are just pacing around rooms nonstop and taking eye contact as a sign of agression

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I had a vision

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Sometimes accidents happen! Like.. being launched into your rival ^^" and other such things

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dungeon meshi has some four humors shit going on

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goddamnb!!

chill out man!!!

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the work printer cries out, "no stop, that's too much! youre gonna make me jam!" as i load a full ream into her tray, but it's too late. "see, you can take it. you're doing such a good job for me." i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

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Niente da nascondere.

Tanto da proteggere.

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my favorite lyric of radioactive is “this is in the apocalypse” like thank you mr dragons for clarifying the setting so clearly i was getting confused i really appreciate it

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this guy's impact is so amazing

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I had a Terry’s Chocolate Orange once in an airport 10 years ago (they’re very hard to come by in the US, I’ve never seen them sold anywhere else) and I think about it everyday.

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it’s actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don’t give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it’s just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word “cock” and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there’s nothing much you can do about it

#NDHSHSJWHEHE NOT THE CTRL F METHOD

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you know what…. i can still live with this ending.

just look at them 🥹

we call everything on ice LOVE.