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“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

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Fighting for my life trying to find a phone or tablet with a headphone jack. Fighting for my life trying to find a laptop with a cd rom. Fighting for my life trying to get more than one usb port or, god forbid, an hdmi. Fighting for my life trying to find any electronics that haven't been streamlined into flimsy chastity belts with the structural integrity of a sopping sheet of paper which require me to buy 3 extra devices (each with their own separate charging requirements) all because some silicon valley jackass somewhere decided holes were a bad thing.

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Okay, this eclipse will only be visible from the Arctic in February 2063, when the sun is below the horizon, BUT if we get lucky and a gigantic chasm opens in the Earth in just the right spot...

Eclipse Path Maths [Explained]

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Every eclipse path map [A grey band representing the totality path of an eclipse travels along the map across several labels. Labels along the path from top to bottom:] Zone where totality lasts 1-2 seconds [On water] Bay of shifting ice [On water] Shipwreck cove [On land] Desert so harsh they train Mars astronauts there [On water] Sea of rocky crags and maelstorms [In square brackets] State department travel advisory [On an island] Isle of perpetual fog [On small part of a peninsula] Nice, scenic, accessible area (6 square miles, 40,000,000 visitors expected) [On land] Tornado capital of the world [On land] Area where the eclipse will be low in the sky, behind the tornadoes

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smartphone storage plateauing in favor of just storing everything in the cloud is such dogshit. i should be able to have like a fucking terabyte of data on my phone at this point. i hate the fucking cloud

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Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it

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thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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So here’s how laws work in the US. The federal government can’t tell the states what to make their drinking age but they can tell the states that if they don’t make the drinking age 21 then they’ll take away all of their money for highways. So the federal drinking age is not 21 but the drinking age is 21 in all 50 states. But not the territories. Because they follow different rules.

The federal government can tell the states to make marijuana illegal however but the states in return can say “lol no” and for the most part the federal government just can’t be assed to enforce this so a bunch of states have made recreational marijuana legal in varying capacities. But the businesses that sell weed can’t use federally backed banks because what they’re doing is still illegal even though it’s legal and that’s why the IRS has regulations for taxing illegal businesses.

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The first time I got high, I took an edible, and even though I'd heard the start low, go slow thing, after 45 minutes, I still didn't really feel anything, so I took another one. Not 15 minutes later, my roommate comes along and tells me it's time to go to the grocery store. And in that instant... I knew I fucked up.

So we're driving down the road, and I'm starting to feel it, but it's all cool. The trees are more vibrant than usual, the sun is shining. This might not be so bad after all, just don't let anyone know you're high, no matter what you do (Why?) So I'm trying to keep it together, feeling increasingly high. but it's all going okay until I'm in the middle of the beer aisle and suddenly time dilates along with the beer aisle.

So instead of picking something interesting and new, I just desperately grab something familiar, and the whole rest of the shopping trip, I'm just internally chanting to myself. Be normal, be normal, be normal. Which maybe I did, right up until I was so thirsty that I drank whatever weird ass leftover water was in my roommates car because my mouth was so dry.

Happy 4/20

#420

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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

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Spider cat

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I honestly think that Scott should stayed with Emma because they were an amazing couple, and Jean should be with anyone except Logan. In fact, let her enjoy an nice long period of singledom. To me, Scott and Jean have always felt like teenage sweethearts who were pressured into getting married because everyone expected them to. Not to say they don't love and care about each other, only that become so bound to each other at such a young age really wasn't good for either of them in the long run.

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lmaooo

#i want this in the form of the supernatural meme

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I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off

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one time i told a guy with a huge punisher decal on his car that i loved the punisher but that i'm too scared to have any of his merch because in the current political climate i wouldn't want people to think i support killing police and the man had. no response whatsoever. he was smiling and completely frozen in place. i'd never seen anyone bluescreen that hard

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