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What I Say: My favorite genre is alternative history

What People Hear: I like considering what would happen if the Civil War/WW2/Cold War ended differently

What I Mean:

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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

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Saw this on a door at work.

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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The plethora of singer/songwriters and worship leaders in this year’s top 20 makes me so happy!

#american idol

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I desperately need a complete version of our girlies singing Titanium

#pitch perfect #bechloe

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9desw8ghb2wq3

^ wisdom from my cat who just stepped across my keyboard while i was trying to make a post

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Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

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Pero buatefack

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You can tell who’s new in the house

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from a recent commission! The commissioners husband works in dam maintenance on the great lakes I believe, I was asked to illustrate him and three coworkers into the drop capital, and include lampreys if I was able.

they specifically paid me to create the original, scan, do digital cleanup and print three more copies

might turn this into a print, they gave explicit permission to do so, what do yall think?

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Perfect Rhythm by Jae ( read by the talented Angela Dawe) will probably make you cry, but not for the angsty reasons we too often find in romance novels. It also features an asexual character and an audible warning so you can skip over the spicy chapter if you’re like some of us. Overall a great story and I’m excited to start the next book in the Fair Oaks series.

#audiobook #Jae #wlw literature #fair oaks #perfect rhythm #angels dawe

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He just really loves his crew ♥️

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thinking about her (three sword style Nami that Oda drew for One Piece magazine vol. 13)

I have not been able to stop thinking about her ever since I saw this design. I took some liberties with the outfit, giving her more of a sports bra and biker shorts and a sleeve (I am not sure if it is a sleeve or haki, I am running with it)