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7:19 minutes into season two and my mind is already blown 

#tua #the umbrella academy #tua season 2 #tua liveblog

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The entire TUA introduction montage, the chaotic energy being serenaded by Vanyas perfect violin playing, it just sets the aesthetic for the show so well

#the umbrella academy #tua #the hargreeves #umbrella academy #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreves #ben hargreeves #luther hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #alison hargreeves

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Oh damn op ur right

Why does Five have such strong “Can I speak to your manager” vibes here?

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Why does Five have such strong “Can I speak to your manager” vibes here?

#the umbrella academy #tua #the hargreeves #umbrella academy #five hargreeves #aidan gallagher #tua memes

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❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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How the boys would react when they hear about Boston’s straight pride

#the umbrella academy #tua #the hargreeves #umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreves #pride 2019

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every night with the Hargreeves, i imagine

Klaus, drunk as fuck: Wake up Benny! We’re going on an adventure!

Ben: It’s 4 am please shut the fuck up and go back to sleep

#you know this would happen #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #tua #The Umbrella Academy #tua imagines #incorrect tua quotes #incorrect tua

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Klaus: *sighs dramatically* nobody likes me

Ben:

#tua #incorrect tua #The Umbrella Academy #the hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #umbrella academy klaus #umbrella academy ben

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Five: Why isn’t Ben’s statue smirking at me?

Vanya: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Luther: Three of us saw it, Vanya. How do you explain that?

Vanya: [points at Alison] Sleep deprivation. [points at Luther] Paranoid. [points at Klaus] Delusional personality disorder.

#derry girls #The Umbrella Academy #tua #incorrect tua quotes #incorrect tua #the hargreeves #ben hargreeves #five hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #luther hargreeves #alison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves

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Vanya: Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s a game and I’m winning

Klaus, telepathically flying overhead: THINK AGAIN TWINK!

#klaus hargreeves #Umbrella Academy #tua #The Umbrella Academy #incorrect tua #vanya hargreeves #4 #7 #i love my gay children

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The character is Vanya Hargreeves you FOOL

#the umbrella academy #tua #the hargreeves #umbrella academy #vanya hargreeves #the white violin

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This has big “Diego comforting Klaus after war” vibes

#the umbrella academy #tua #the hargreeves #umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreves

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LUTHER DIES OF DISSENTARY

Medival AU where Instead of knives Diego just chucks a long sword at and everyone who gives him a second look and Luther dies of dissentary

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V accurate I have a friend who was in fun home and auditioned for Five, and I feel he would agree lol

The Hargreeves as Musicals

Luther: Little Shop of Horrors

Diego: Kinky Boots

Allison: Legally Blonde

Klaus: Rent

Five: Matilda

Ben: Wicked

Vanya: Fun Home

they sing around the house constantly, randomly jamming out to bops at any given time. One time, in the middle of the night, Luther just plugs in Dancing Queen and a midnight dance party insues

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Five: *has hundreds of confirmed kills, can teleport and travel through time, is all around highly dangerous*

The entire fanbase: Tiny babbey boy. My son. Must protect.

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Luther: How do you eat with a dead guy just laying there? Klaus: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?/ Klaus: I will throw every book I can find at you. Ben: What if you find the Bible?/Ben: If I die, you better be right behind me or I'm haunting your cabinets until you die.

I see your psych quotes

And I respect them

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another probable Hargreeves quote

Diego: Of course I care about all my siblings equally. Luther: We were attacked while you were out. Diego: Is Klaus okay??? 

#tua #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreves #the hargreeves #luther hargreeves