i know this might be hard for some people to digest but……sometimes laws are wrong
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please peer pressure me into finishing projects
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When he gets in the tub, sometimes he purrs so loud that the shampoo bottles fall over.
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men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
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My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.
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learning how powerful it is to say “this is what i feel” and “this is what i want” and firmly standing by it
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Snail life is hard
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