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#happy death day

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there's nothing worse than seeing people headcanon your favorite character as a "sw*ftie"

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Well? Are you gonna answer him or not? Redraw of this lovely photo

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Fun Fact: Illyana (Magik) is canonically a fan of Garfield

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my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

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70′s & 80′s Local Television “Technical Difficulties” Station IDs/Bumpers 1. WPTF-TV, Durham/Raleigh/Fayetteville, North Carolina, 80′s 2. WTTW-TV, Chicago, Illinois, 1981 3. WPXI-TV, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, 1986 4. WGN-TV, Chicago, Illinois, 70′s 5. WZTV-TV, Nashville, Tennessee, 1977 6. WXNE-TV, Boston, Massachusetts, 1986 7. KYW-TV, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 1977 8. WGN-TV, Chicago, Illinois, 1983 9. WNEV-TV, Boston, Massachusetts, 1984 10. KMGH-TV, Denver, Colorado, 1981

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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

#i have a reocurring dream where im lost and ryan reynolds helps me #he always offers me his phone

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normalize having more than one best friend. "best friend" shouldn't just be a title reserved for one person... best friend is a species...

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on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them

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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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(via)

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Star from the lost boys <33

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Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd

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GGAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!11!1!1!$1$1 I!1!!1

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When I say ‘protect sex workers’ I specifically mean protect them from Mr. Bonzo

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They're besties, your honor