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Having a boop break while I take the dog out

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Long ago tumblr blogs lived in harmony. Everything changed when the boop button attacked

#avatar the last booper #boop #boops #april fools

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Not now mum I'm booping

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I need the boops I want the boops give me the boops

#ahhhhh is this what acid feels like #boop #boops #april fools

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Was writing for the first time in forever but I stopped to boop and now I can't stop

I want to boop everyone, I want everyone to boop me

#boop #april fools #im gagging for the boops

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Me to my (

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Froend when amsome dude who tris to follow me into a. Upicle follows me back to my table and my mates like "oh do you have her bumber?

#i husf wanred mi hadl s ptt but i xant delete the r a dt #im too drunk #:(( #he wouldnt leave me aloje #this is my toilet atall bitch ill beat you tk death

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Trying my hand at my first poly fic with a jet/zuko/katara story 🫡 wish me luck

#jet #jetko #zutara #jetara

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I'm editing Now and Then because it's been years so why not 🫠

Would anyone be up for reading the new intro to see if it's alright?

I want to be improving on it not making it worse ya know

#murphamy #the 100

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Had a single murphamy post cross my dash and now I'm absolutely feral about them again.

Might write some fic (got two new ideas and one sequel)

Does anyone have any murphamy prompts for if I feel up to it?

#murphamy #we couldve had it alllllll #i cant believe how trash the shoe got agter season 2 but these boys will forever own my soul

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Was jusy talking to my mum about my mental health issues in general and then moved on about how one thing in particular is making me super anxious today and I'm dreading having to do it later only to look up and see her scrolling on her phone completely ignoring me :))))

#somone please kill me #if i make it to 40 itll be a fucking miracle #it is ridiculous how many times i have tried to openly communicate about my issues with this woman #and im eithrt met with laughter ridicule or anger #like baby girl i told you i was suicidal months ago and we havent even talked about it since you?? stormed out??? #fuck you fuck you fuck you #everyone says to ask for help and then you do and youre ignored #if i could leave and never talk to her or my brother again i might actually do it #like i love them but it hurts to love them because they clearly dont love me at all #or at least dont care if i liyerally fucking die

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not to be that person but sometimes i think too hard about every season of the 100 after like s2 and get SO ANGRY

like the writers could not have written worse plot lines for such amazing, complex, and emotionally compelling characters

ok yes there were good moments i know i know and i’m not shitting on the show completely but i just feel like they established these beautifully haunting characters with detailed and traumatic backstories and they had so much potential and then the storylines just bombed it all. like when they killed off lincoln just because ricky and jason (ugh) had beef :/

it just makes me so upset thinking about everything that could have happened and been so amazing and then didn’t because of like cast/writer drama or just general bad writing or whatever

(this is also my main defense for murphamy LMAO because i just feel like the show would’ve had so much more drama and like angst if more (all) characters were bisexual and you know i’m right)

#seasons 1 and 2 of the 100 are like my favourite show ever #the rest i never even think about #the 100 #the potential it had to be so fucking good #completely wasted

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reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

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Seeing Guillermo and Lazlo working together this season is really making we want a fic set in the earlier seasons where Guillermo gets mortally wounded in some sort of accident while out of the house and after (almost too much) hesitating Lazlo turns him to save him.

When they come home and they explain what happened and why Guillermo is now a vampire Nandor is upset.

But because he's Nandor he doesn't realise he's upset because Guillermo would've died had Lazlo not happened to be there and not because Lazlo embarrassed him by turning his familiar like he assumes.

And starts saying shit about how Lazlo should've let Guillermo die rather than embarass him.

And Lazlo really doesn't want to teach Guillermo the finer points of vampirism especially after his good deed of saving 'gizmo' has blown up in his face but he does want to piss Nandor off because he's that bitch.

And Guillermo doesn't want Lazlo to teach him the finer points of being a vampire either because you know..its lazlo. But he's pissed off enough about Nandors treatment that when Nadja eventually interrupts Nandors Bitching to say why don't they just pretend Nandor did Sire Guillermo he doesn't tell Lazlo to fuck off when he insists he will take responsibility for Guillermos 'training'.

And then it's just Guillemro and Lazlo hijinks where neither of them actually want to be hanging out with the other but they both do want to piss off Nandor. (Who is heartbroken and jealous) so they keep digging themselves deeper in front of their housemates and Colin Robinson is in a feeding frenzy from all the drama in the house and Nadja just wants her housemates to stop being fucking idiots.

And eventually it all works out and Nandor and Guillermo make out for eternity or whatever

#nandermo #guillermo de la cruz #lazlo cravensworth #nandor the relentless #nadja of antipaxos

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Someone help me I'm tempted to write a TRR Drake x MC fanfic spanning all of the first 3 books 🥲

#the royal romance #drake walker #am i going to???? #probably fuck

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Every morning I'm waking up with upwards of 7 new bots following me and my god am I tired of taking out the fucking trash

#for years i never had a bot follow and now its all i fuking get