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carrottheluvmachine · 11 hours
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Fics where jaskier is a Secret Noble™ are funny, but few things top "yeah, geralt still thinks my birth name is jaskier, I adore him but I literally introduced myself to the inkeeper as Julian Alfred pankratz, viscount de lettenhove not two hours ago"
Geralt, having just met Jaskier's family for a contract and not put two and two together: Jaskier, come over here
Jaskier, who's parents definitely recognise him and definitely just heard the dangerous witcher call him buttercup, suddenly willing to die for the bit: what's up dear?
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carrottheluvmachine · 11 hours
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Photinus fireflies are probably one of North America’s most iconic and beloved beetles, and rightfully so. P. pyralis is big and bright, with a yellow-green color to its bioluminescence
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I also often see these smaller Photinus with a warm orange glow. I think they could be P. scintillans, which aligns with their size, flash pattern, the yellow sclerites on males, and where I’m located. females of that species are short-winged and flightless, so I’ll try to find one to figure out the ID for sure.
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reminder that fireflies eat slugs and snails as larvae! if you like seeing them in your garden, stop trying to exterminate land gastropods and leave some vegetation where the adults can sleep during the day. slugs and “weeds” = more magic glowing bugs
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Would you date/kiss a 18-19 year old and do you consider them adults?
-I'm 18-19 and I would kiss them/date them
-I'm in my 20's and wouldn't kiss them or date them. I don't think they're adults yet
-I'm in my 20's and wouldn't kiss them or date them, but I think they're adults
-I'm in my 20s, and I would kiss them or date them.
-I'm in my 30's and wouldn't kiss them or date them. I don't think they're adults yet
-I'm in my 30's and wouldn't kiss them or date them, but I think they're adults
-I'm in my 30s, and I would kiss them or date them.
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im instantly more attracted to you if your belly is hanging out from the bottom of your shirt a lil…
…or a lot.
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Very depressed right now, so I'm doing what makes me feel better : drawing Geralt cuddling Jaskier in Brokilon.
😌✨
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Instead of being cursed into a wolf as intended, the spell has a different effect.
Geralt gets turned into one of those small, yappy dogs.
Which of course Ciri finds adorable, Jaskier wants to cuddle little dog Geralt. Yennefer wants to put a bow on him
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peeking descent
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a girlfriend is just a weighted blanket that bites you
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Let me talk about feedism for a minute for real. Putting aside a lot of the kink for a second. I feel like feedism is the primal urge to nourish and look after. We ad a lot of fun extra stuff on top of it, some of it coming from kinking things in culture that are toxic and shitty so we can enjoy and reclaim them.
But when you get down to the core, I think it’s a desire to feed and pleasure people…l just felt like being real fo a sec.
Back to kink! Hahaha
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bro he completely deflated 💀 no fucking bones
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i should be naked with my lover not whatever this is
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just let that thing (your tummy) hang out
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