Honestly I'm not sure why this account doesn't have more followers because I post the funniest most deranged shit on this app
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Alright babes I'm heading out
*crumbles into dirt*
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I really want to scream until my throat is raw but I'm also an Opera singer and this fact alone is messing up my whole brand
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I've been listening to my friend talk about minecraft nonstop for two hours... this is what madness feels like. But it's okay Scott I still love you
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I've been deemed ritually unclean on Twitter
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I'm so fucking tired guys, I dont know how many yee haws I got left in me. This really ain't it.
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When he teaches you swear words in Polish😍😍😍😝💫😝💫💖💫😝💖👄
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When they tell you to got to sleep but you write bad poetry in Tumblr instead
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Howdy yall! I'm really thinkin about throwing myself in a wood chipper! It sounds like it could be a really fun activity and I cant wait to try it!
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I love hearing my friend cough up all the flem stuck in his throat... what a beautiful sound
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I want to eat an entire fucking bowl of buttercream frosting but if I do that I'm positive my body will explode
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I'm the main character and I'm not fucking vibing with that shit
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I'm very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today
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I don't think my heart actually exists anymore, or at least I wish it didn't. Hearts don't deserve rights
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I'm a thot process
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"Out here tryna get my ass slapped" is a sentence I just thought to myself unironically and that fact is slightly worrying to me
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Howdy, I'm going to pass away for personal reasons
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