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“You can get whatever veggies you want, like bacon, sausage...” -Thor Odinson

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“We are sitting here in a room full of internationally acclaimed scientists, politicians and environmental justice activists, and me? I have chocolate on my pants.” - Harleen Quinzel

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“One day, I’ll be nipple-less for like, an hour.” - Rebecca Romijn’s Mystique

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“I’ll just blow on your forehead!” -Wanda Maximoff

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“I just convinced her to mail me a brain! MERRY CHRISTMAS!” - Sherlock Holmes

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“Here I go, stealing girlfriends. I know how to loooove.” - Kurt Wagner

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“If I saw that thing outside my window I’d shit myself in a second.” - Wade Wilson about Thanos’ chin

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“Since my backpack quite literally exploded, I had to find a new one on short notice.

...[unveils to reveal a black backpack]...

Everyone, meet Melissa. He is very sensitive, so do not tease him.” - any Spider-Man

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“You know, turtle weenies are abominations.” - Clint Barton

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“Yeah, but you just said it right now.” - Lois Lane to Clark Kent about... something

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“It is like Hitler and Stalin. Hitler was bad, Stalin was better, neither of them were good. This is Stalin school spaghetti.” - Tim Drake

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“Yeet?” - Drax

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“I HAVE A VISION.” - Wanda Maximof

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“Well, uh, you gotta capitalize Chinese. You’re kind of swimming in a racial, political hotbed here…” - Clark Kent

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“He called me a Romulan? I’m an otter! Respect my life choices.” - Tim Drake

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“....and THAT’S why they think we’re lesbians.” - Wade Wilson

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“When you talk to your pasta.” - Clint Barton

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