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The amount of digging, stalking and over analyzing that required for yall to now say “it was obvious” and “we were right all along” is one of the reasons they never went public with their relationship before actual marriage, just like Joey Richter and Lauren Lopez getting engaged and Keith and Becky habersberger out of nowhere telling they had a baby.

I’ve been a fan of smosh for like 12 years and the shipping (yes, I know they said they don’t care, but even if they said to stop yall wouldn’t anyway) and nitpicking every single interaction between cast members (I’m not even gonna get into the fanfics and inappropriate comments) were why I kept my interaction with the fandom to a minimum.

Im happy they’re married, really. I’ve been happy for other influencers before. The issue was never denial. I did wish it was a prank because I knew this exact response was going to happen.

This feels like fans were trying to out them when they weren’t ready. If they truly felt safe making the relationship public, they wouldn’t have gone to lengths they did to hide it. Poor Courtney probably had an engagement ring that she couldn’t wear because of fan reaction. I mean, I remember seeing proof of them together through reflections on a glass! It isn’t normal.

A similar situation has happened in a fandom before. Remember when fans were speculating about a Malec wedding in the shadowhunter finale? Finding every single piece of evidence on social media, bts footage, etc? And in the ending the characters got married? But you know why that wasn’t weird? They were fictional characters, made to entertain us, with story arcs. No actual person was at stake.

And you know, I love smosh and obviously this rant isnt directed towards the fans who are just surprised and happy for them (which I am too, congrats to them), but it still bother me.

Publicly, they were coworkers in a comedy channel who made jokes, played characters, played games, etc. Smosh has never been about romantic relationships between cast members and it saddens me that the fans made most of it about shipping when they have so much more to offer.

The point is, we are not entitled to information about their lives and speculate about it. Too bad this can’t be a learning experience because congrats, yall were “right all along”.

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Tomarrymort sketch dump part 4

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“You can stay here with me, Angel.”

Crowley’s secret temptation weapon is big woobly joy eyes.

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My Fav Spider-Man Panels

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reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

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Harry: I’d be a pretty good mom I think

Tom: You- why would you be a mom?

Harry: Oh, did you want to be the mom? I could also be the dad. I’d be a pretty fun dad I reckon

Tom: Since when did we agree on having children-

Tom: You know what, never mind

Tom: You be the mom. You’d be better at it

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waaaait i saw someone call tomarry “soulseeker” & im not gonna lie that’s catchy as fück

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Harry: Voldemort, how can I be cool like you?

Voldemort: Confidence and a dope-ass cloak

Harry: I've got average self-esteem and a hoodie

Voldemort: That's a start

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Voldemort: You’re so damn short

Harry: Well, put some inches in me

Voldemort:

Harry:

Harry: Yeah, I said that

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Tom: I got you something for your birthday

Harry: Oh sweet

Tom: *Holding out hand* Here you go

Harry: That’s just your hand, Tom

Tom: Yeah

Harry:

Harry: *Takes Tom’s hand* I hope you understand the grave error in your ways. You’ll never get this back. This limb is my property now.

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fave tomarry moments/cliches

when harry dresses up for a special event and tom is like 👀 👀 👀

tom and harry getting weirdly turned on while duelling each other

also: duelling as foreplay

when tom riddle goes from zero to INSTANT BONER upon witnessing harry doing powerful magic

when harry blushes. anytime harry blushes. and tom internally goes, in a faint voice: "oh no"

death threats as flirtation

tom going from "only i can kill you" to its logical conclusion, "you're mine and nobody can touch you or i'll kill them"

harry having a bruised/bleeding lower lip for any reason at all and tom being like. absolutely fixated on that and unable to tear his eyes away from it, wondering what it would be like to be the reason for that blood, for that bruising, what it would be like to bite harry's mouth himself

harry being in a constant state of pissed-off-and-horny

tom and harry having matching antagonism kinks

harry being like, "he's such a bastard. he's such a bastard" and his dick being like, "yeah but he's hot tho"

reblog with your faves too 😌

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READ THIS FIC I BEG YOU. PLEASE. THE BEST TAKE EVER. YOU WILL NOT REGRET CLICKING.

Fic: Muggle Studies is Economics in Disguise by May_May_0_0

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hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

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when you can dish it out but can’t take it back

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