*loads shotgun* I’m ready
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[ when estelle was born ]
paul : you wanna hold her?
percy : yeah sure
percy : *leans forward to hug sally*
paul : the baby, percy
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hello all and welcome to
✨the neurodiverse store✨
we are excited to announce our newest product:
ADHD!!!
adhd is our hottest new neurodevelopmental disorder! it comes with many features such as:
no focus
too much focus
sensory issues
hyperfixations
rsd!
impulsivity
low self-esteem
time blindness
mood swings
boredom so extreme it’s painful!
all together these create very exciting new features, such as:
1,000 unread emails!
wait what did you say
how the hell did i lose that it was just in my hand
never shutting up!
i’ve already listen to this song 20 times in a row and there is no end in sight
mush brain
sorry to interrupt but!!
rewind the show 80 times to hear what they said in that one sentence because you still don’t know
can’t be anywhere at the right time!
i have to bounce my leg at all costs
and many more!
however, our favorite feature of adhd is:
NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU!!
call us at 400-GET-ADHD today to get 10% off! only available at the neurodiverse store!
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i will hesitate bitch
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good morning queens, what seven posts are we all reblogging today
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nobody who's ever drawn or been a fan of a "tumblr sexyman" will ever be on the level of some 19th century artists with satan
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Me: *stops writing* well that’s enough writing for now
Me: *later* Alright time to write!
Me: *staring at where I left off*
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my favourite thing on tumblr is reblogging a post like "oh that mutual is gonna love this" and then seeing them reblog it from you
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“boys dont like it when-“
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A lot of people mad at Great Pretender Season 2 and while your feelings are valid, this show is literally about lying and conmen wtf did you think was going to happen???
All these characters have been lying and cheating since episode one, I'm not saying I approve of all of Laurent or Oz's actions but they're literally CON ARTISTS NOT THE THREE MUSKETEERS
I want Makoto to go off and try the honest life...At least for awhile...And punch [REDACTED] when he finds out the truth lol
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she awakens the poet in me.
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I can’t remember what it feels like to actually have friends and people that want to hang out and talk to me
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