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im rereading a crack fic for pnf that my friend and i wrote in 2011 and the only joke that stood the test of time is the running gag of the characters using increasingly expensive technology. they all have $700 ipads. one of the fireside girls has a $400m laptop. isabella has a $8900 wireless printer and a $1000 blackberry. also this line from the doctor who crossover chapter:

The Doctor ignored the rabid girl's statement and shouted, "IF YOU HAVE BEEN IN MORE THAN 5 EPISODES, GET IN MY SPACESHIP NOW."

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#skyrim #oblivion #by the eight im tweakin

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this is like 100% petty all things considered but i just can’t wait until some of u learn that it is absolutely normal for people of any age to refer to their dads as “daddy” in many parts of the south like it isn’t a red flag there. 60 year old women in my family still refer to their dads as “daddy.” and btw i think anyone should be allowed to call their own fathers whatever they want without someone either making it nasty or being accusatory like don’t you get tired of making ppl uncomfortable for no reason

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🌱💚 Venus

#mh #venus mcflytrap

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the prophecy by taylor swift is ONLY about autistic lesbians who have never been in a serious relationship. NOT about taylor swift who is dating travis kelce

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now im awake waiting for the vet to open so ig ill listen to these new taylor siwft songs

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I set an alarm to put away kikis food and water at midnight bc they told me to and i must have fucking just turned it off without thinking about it cause now its 5:30 and i only just now did it. Im so fucking mad. Now i have to call the vet and see if we can do it later in the day or something

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SHE'S HERE

#lisa frankenstein

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Lisa Frankenstein

#lisa frankenstein

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cleo de nile x deuce gorgon (monster high) stimboard for anon!

ᯓ★ x x x , x x x , x x x

#cleuce

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#neopets

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Idk why im dreading tomorrow so much. I think part of it is that kiki has no clue whats going to happen and i have no way of communicating it to her. And things are gonna be super different for her after tomorrow. Poor baby...

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Did you know that peafowl are born with a full set of flight feathers? It only takes them 3-4 days to remove the sheaths and put a little length on them, and then they are capable of flight!

It's very obnoxious!

#birds

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#roblox #me kin id synpath

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Venmo @ bcabolitioncollective

Incidentally, they also suspended Ilhan Omar's daughter.

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this is candessa to me