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Peak. Sydney. Full-time dork, part-time nerd. Enjoy the half-eaten fruit of my trash can of a blog.
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Knife Mirror with Blood Carpet by Drought
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“the other day” could mean anything with me. literally yesterday. or a week ago. Seven years past.
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Bugs don’t get trapped in resin like they used to. Now everything is woke.
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we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight
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Good Experience: My creative writing professor, one of the kindest, most open-minded arts teachers in any media that I have ever had, gave us an entire thirty minutes to just bring up stupid writing advice and complain about it.
Bad Experience: One of my classmates brought up how people always tell her to delete the word "very," and then she asked us how we felt about "very," and I completely forgot that I was a real boy in the real world and not on Tumbler dot Com, so I answered, "I love her. She's my girlfriend." And my professor was like "Did you just say the word 'very' is your girlfriend?????" and I had to just nod silently and reckon with the permanent damage this website has done to my brain.
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worst tiktok songs ranked
1. do ba do ba do ba do
1 also. oh no oh no oh no no no no
2. i forgot the rest cause thinking about the other two songs made me so mad i hit my head against the wall and got dizzy
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vinny is an ipad baby but for like cups
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do you think, for a potato chip, being dipped in an onion-based condiment is like seeing an old friend for the first time in years, both of you fundamentally changed and soon destined to die but nonetheless still here in this moment?
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