Roger: Congratulations. You three have just won gold, silver, and bronze in the Moron Olympics.
Pete:
John:
Keith: …Who won gold?
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John: Hey guys, Keith is in the pool and I don’t think he’s waterproof.
Roger:
Pete: I think he’s trying to say that Keith's drowning.
Roger: Oh okay.
Roger:
Roger: Wait WHAT?!
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Pete: I’ve lost everything. I’ve even lost my sunglasses.
John, looking at the sunglasses on Pete’s head: I’ll help you find them for ten quid.
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Pete: I hope you're happy with yourself.
Roger: I am happy with myself! I have a positive mental attitude!
Pete: God, I wish that were me.
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Kit: Well, it's your idea. You may have been drunk, but you made a really convincing case to Chris and I.
Pete: All right, you know we get really, really excited about really bad ideas when we drink, and it's your job to talk us out of it.
Kit: Oh, I tried. I tried very hard, but you all threatened to kill me, if you don't remember.
Keith: So? Big deal, those threats aren't new.
Kit: Hm, noted.
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Keith, being carried out by security: WAIT! Wait! Pete! Tell this man that you know me!!!
Pete, with a dead-eyed stare: …And you are…?
Security: *proceeds*
Keith: PETE YOU BASTARD!
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Pete, writing a note: Keith, if you're reading this-
Pete: Wait, can Keith read?
Pete: John, if you're reading this-
Pete: Can John read?
Pete:
Pete: Roger, if you're-
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Pete: I have this weird thing going where I hate myself but still think I'm the best person in the world.
John: Cool. I asked you for a pen though.
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wtf new video, how?????
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John: Without my bass guitars I am completely and utterly alone.
Roger: John, you still have your son.
John: *Mumbles* I guess...
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Pete: John, you're just gonna leave me here?
Keith: And me!
Pete: Oh right. You're just gonna leave me with him?
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9th October,
happy 81st birthday john lennon (1940-1980)
happy 77th birthday john entwistle (1944-2002)
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🕷HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LAD OF CREEPIES AND THE BOY OF CRAWLIES🕷
In honor of his birth here is a cute little redraw I did of a bit from their smothers brothers performance bc it lives rent free in my head
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Keith (snootily): I have never put an egg in a microwave.
Pete: You lie.
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