OP turned off reblogs (and I understand why) but I wanted this on my dash
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Beautiful 😍😍😍
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ever since i was a little girl i've known that i wanted to be romantically involved with a fictional man
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the 5 love languages are:
- Sharing a blunt
- All forms of cooking
- Being incredibly stupid on purpose
- Collaborative hating
- Ignoring things
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If I’m awake and want to see… they’re on.
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(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:
See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.
And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That's just how my brain works.
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Canada goose dragon! HÖNK
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It’s okay to not want to have sex ever. It’s okay to never even try it.
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Praising your werewolf boyfriend for how good he’s fucking you and you can see his tail profusely wagging against his will
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I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.
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wait do those tin can phones really work?? I thought this was all a myth.
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you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day
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