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daddy-starker · 3 years
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Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There’s nothing magical or special about being a virgin, and same goes with having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices. 
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compilation of prompts by me, and many others to hopefully inspire you♡
cute/fluff:
“I’ll feel much better if you let me walk you home.”
“I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”
“Apparently all our friends have a bet going that we end up together.”
“you make me feel alive. for the first time ever, i feel like i can breathe”
“i fucking love you” “hang up, and tell me this when you’re sober”
“i really want to kiss you right now” “do it then”
“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”
“i’ve been falling in love with you since the first day we met”
“Sorry… your hair was in your face… thought I should move it so I could see you better.”
angsty/sad:
“i dont know how to exist in a world without you”
“The worst thing is, that even after all of that, I’m still in love with you.”
“did you at least think of me, when you were having sex with her?”
“no. the moment you saw me as a bet was the moment you fucked up.” 
“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”
“i swear, if you say another word, i’ll leave.”
“that ship has sailed. i’ve had my one great love already”
“Would you just shut up and listen to me for two goddamn seconds?!”
“if i asked you to stay, would you?” 
“i don’t know who you are anymore”
“of course i still love you. but i hate myself for it.”
“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”
“i can’t have this argument with you again” “but-” “no. i’m done”
filth:
“Seeing you between my legs is so hot.”
“I may or may not have left some….marks.”
“I think we were a little too loud last night.”
“Really? You wanna have sex….here? Now?”
“the noises you make are incredible”
“You’ve been giving me bedroom eyes for the past half an hour - time to show me what, exactly, was on your mind.”
“we’re just…friends.” “friends don’t do this type of shit!”
“she may be all lollipops and candy bars, but I bet behind closed doors she’s hand cuffs and gags.”
“bite your lip once more, i dare you”
“what you gonna do about it, stud”
“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”
“god i love your hands” “lets put them to good use then”
“i know you can be louder than that.”
“come on. i want the neighbours to hear you scream”
“do you like that? like being in control?”
funny/miscellaneous:
“Never trust a man whose smile steals the breath right from your lungs.”
“Did you just slap my ass?” / “Actually, I firmly grasped it.” / “Did you just quote Spongebob?”
“I’m not a damsel in distress. i’m a damsel doing damage.”
“You couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions.”
“where have you been all my life?” “hiding from you”
“shut up with all that soulmate shit”
“I’d punch you, but that’d ruin that pretty little face of yours.”
“sorry, is that supposed to impress me?”
“Maybe you should leave the cooking to me.”
“so it’s a date?” “nope. not a date” 
“it’s because i’m so attractive isn’t it?” “i say this. and i cannot stress this enough. i find you completely repulsive.” 
“alright daddy long legs, next joke please”
credits to some of the accounts whose prompt lists inspired this one: @connorshero, @starman-thorsus-canos-jock, @glitterquadricorn, @calumsendgame, @alloveroliver, @justforshitsandcackles, @whcczes, @hellsdemonictrinity, @poeticparker, @dresupi
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“Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”
“I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”
“You’re not going out in that outfit.”
“Don’t give me that look.”
“You’re more than just a one night stand.”
“Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”
“You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me.”
“Like what you see?”
“Try to stay quiet, understand?”
“We’re in public, you know.”
“I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”
“Dont be so rough. there cant be any marks.”
“I really don’t care. You still look hot and i’m trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now.”
“Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.”
“No, i’m supposed to be making you feel good.”
“Make me.”
“Stop teasing me so much..”
“You’re in trouble now.”
“Take off your clothes.”
“I’m waiting.”
“First one to make a noise loses.”
“Mine.”
“We cant do that here!”
“Behave.”
“What did you just say?”
“Come here.”
“Watch me.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”
“If you cant sleep…then how about we have sex?”
“Put that thing away!”
“Don’t kink shame me.”
“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”
“I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”
“Tell me what you want.”
“Bite me.”
“If you insist.”
“Could he make you feel as good as i do?”
“You’re n-not ,um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?”
“Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”
“You taste like fucking candy.”
“The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”
“You make a sound and its game over.”
“Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”
“If i have to stop what i’m doing, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”
“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”
“I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”
“Were you just masturbating?”
“U-uh..no, i was just..”
“Want some help?”
“Shut up.”
“Why don’t you come over here and make me.”
“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”
“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”
“C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working.”
“What? Does that feel good?”
“I’m not jealous! its just…you’re mine!”
“If we get caught i’m blaming you.”
“We have to be quiet.”
“Tell me again.”
“You have no idea how much i want you.”
“Say it.”
“If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?”
“Wow, i didn’t realize you were that…flexible.”
“I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”
“You better shut that pretty little mouth before i put it to work, doll.”
“I think thats the first time i’ve heard you moan…it was like a fucking melody.”
“I really want to kiss you right now.”
“Then do it.”
“You’re not taking me to bed. ever.”
“Who said it had to be on the bed?”
“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors she’s latex and whips.”
“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”
“For the love of fuck.”
“Yep, thats me. I love to fuck.”
“How do i look?”
“Would you reconsider if i was sober?”
“I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification just from staring at him if i try hard enough.”
“Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.”
“You don’t need to cover up the bruises/hickeys.”
“I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”
“We’re…..just friends.”
“Friends don’t do this kind of shit!”
“How quickly can you cum?”
“There’s people here.”
“I know.”
“I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”
“Fuck you.”
“I’m up for it if you are.”
“Don’t ruin the sofa.”
“Ill just have to cum inside you then.”
“Stop dancing like that or i’m going to cum in my pants.”
“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.”
“You cant tease me like that and expect not to be punished.”
“I’m gonna strangle you.”
“Is that a promise?”
“You look a bit tied up, want me to come back later?”
“Stop distracting me.”
“Were you touching yourself?”
“I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? its like they’re watching us.”
“That’s probably the fastest i’ve ever done that.”
“Please, remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”
“I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.”
“We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”
“It was so worth the injury though!”
“Saddle up doll.”
“Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.”
“Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”
“God damnit, now all i can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone.”
“If i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”
“Do you think they can hear us through the tent?”
“Yes we can.”
“What are you doing in my bed?!”
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has this been done yet
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Vakit geçip geri gelmeyendir
Ölünce uyanır insan,
Sen erken davran,
Ölmeden uyan,
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You think marvel actors are emotionally attached to their characters? Jesus watch Vikings. The only person more in love with rollo lothbrok than me is clive standen. Kathryn winnick posts the tattoos people get of her face constantly. Alexander Ludwig misses bjorn and missed being in Vikings a lot. It’s adorable.
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What the fuck
This is how far into the earth humans have dug so far.
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daddy-starker · 4 years
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whats happening with crisp ratt
SO basically someone posted this on twitter:  
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and everyone picked pratt that he started trending lmfao 
(and then people found out about him being MAGA/belonging to a church that supports conversion therapy)
SO NOW the marvel PR clown brigade is writing dissertations on how nice chris pratt is (like??)
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and people are rightfully upset bc WHERE was this energy for people in the marvel cast who were actually harassed like
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and ALL this was over a twitter joke about which ‘chris’ is better lmfao
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A natural blow dryer
🎥: Marco Ronconi
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