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wheezes

it’s finished

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Far From Home Spoilers but in bullet points

You've been warned. And next time blacklist your tags :)

And iiiiiiiiii will always love youuuu

Band practice: dust edition

Blip blip

Ned giving of Quill vibes

Peter having a panic attack: a mood in one scene

The "thwack" sound the banana made

Peter tingle

God these teachers are everything

Perfume allergies

Betty and Ned: a story of young love

Okay the necklace thing? Cute af

"I'm super strong, and sticky"

Saved by the bell- wait, wait no, no it must be "killed by the bell"

"And you just shot Ned!"

Peter gets edith: a series of long novelizations of my weeping

"Save yourself from having to breath in spandex"

Peter's little "I'm sorry" to Mysterio is weirdly heartbreaking?

WE ARE GOING TO PRAGUE

"All I heard was crying"

"Take off your clothes." "I'm sorry, what now?"

"Is Brad the target?"

"EDITH NO."

Flash getting punched by Peter accidentally is a mood somehow

"You got a multi-billion dollar piece of AI and what is the first thing you do with it? You try to blow up your friends."

NIGHT MONKEY

Peter's eyes got so teary when "Fury" asks him if Tony made a mistake

Night monkey is on the news

Peter ripping the seatbelt just so had this energy

Peter no,, just please dont

Well now look what you did

"See? That wasn't so hard."

"Barf. He took my lifes work, and named it BARF."

"Tony Stark built this in a cave, with a box of scraps!"

Peter and Mj being cute as always

"You know this bridge was built to kill people? They would put them in baskets and drown them."

Peter's face when he thought the only reason MJ cared was because he was spiderman

"I was only 67% sure!"

Mysterio realizing that one of the drones was gone, and then threatening to kill IM1 guy

"Peter Parkers blood will be on your hands" but will it though, Beck, because you're the one trying to kill him

The illusion scene though

Had my heart pounding

Fuck you quinten seriously

And when it finally came to the train it legit knocked my breath out of my chest

The flashing lights of the windows against Peter's bloody face = whumpalicious

"You guys speak really good english!"

The guard wearing the "night monkey" mask

"When we were in that hotel in Berlin, and you ordered a payperview movie, and we couldnt see the titles but I knew by the price that youd ordered an adult film-"

Being stitched up/flinching

Eventually breaking down and yelling/crying, and then apologizing

"I'm gonna kick his ass."

"Yeah, uh, but what about the immediate right now."

"What?" "Nothing."

AC/DC playing: I LOVE LED ZEPPELIN

"At some point we are going to have a serious talk about my AUNNNT

"IM TRYING MY BEST, JULIUS"

"VOLTRON, YOURE THINKING OF VOLTRON!"

The scene with Peter and the drones is just dope idek how to describe it

MJ WITH THE MACE

"I just CANT DO THAT!"

Me too happy, me too

"SPIDERMAN FOLLOWS ME?"

THE PETER TINGLE HOLY FUCK

YAS BITCH KICK THAT MOTHERFUCKING DRONE

PUNCH THAT UGLY ASS FISHBOWL

When Mysterio is trying to hand him the glasses and Peter grabs the gun without looking

Like did yall hear my ovaries explode

Peter looked so damn sad lemme tell you

Reaunited!!!

KISSES

This just in: I want Tom Holland to kiss me

"I like it broken" honestly me too MJ but about people not necklaces

"Mother couldnt come?"

Let me tell you

If you watch Flashes phone in the edith bus scene

Hes talking to his mom about his dads health

What do assholes that kinda look up to spiderman with sick dads have in common?

Let me give you a hint: Harry Osborne

Anyways

"Are you two dating?"

"Yeah no I'm gonna leave, I have a date."

Then, post credits:

JJJ is back and hes still Simmonsy

Spiderman is a menace apparently

THEY LET PETER SAY THE FUCK WORD

Also skrulls

"Where are my shoes?"

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Honestly

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“Kindergarten was the best five years of my life”

-My father, thinking he’s hilarious

#fathers #father #dadjokes #dadlife #dads #dad #family #vacation #kindergarten #childhood

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My cousins are here and there’s no problem with that. Only that all three of them are practically babies and I hate children. Camping out in the spare bedroom and watch Avengers memes until they leave.

#family #hiding #avengers #vaction #angsty teen #children #childhood #babies #devils #demon #demom childs #bedroom #avengers endgame #what are teenagers for?

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Yesterday I ate a shit ton of Chinese food, ice cream an hour later, and then three slices of pizza. I should have blown up. It was the most delicious day of my life, but I should be dead. I took the risk, yet here I am. I’m now sure I am god

#god #food #chinese #chinesefood #delicious #death is inevitable #death #dead #ice cream #pizza #pizzalover #pizzatime #tired #im so tired #lots of food

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Sad Story

I woke up

#sleep #wakeup #wakey wakey #trip #roadtrip #cant even die in my sleep #smh #smh @ myself #death #diying inside #dead

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*on a road trip*

Me: UMMM ROAD WORK AHEAD?!?

My Sister: UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES!!!

Both of us: * dying of this wonder gen Z joke*

Parents: what the fuck?

#vines #funny vines #roadtrip #funny jokes #road work ahead #uh yeah i sure hope it does #family #bonding #family bonding #sisters #sistahood #cars #quotes

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I don’t know what my first post should be. It could be a meme... or a gif. I don’t know...

#i really dont know #i give up #gen x #ironic #its a joke #haha #get it? #im so funny #first post #humor #humour #indesicive