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dairyisntscary · 5 years
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common cow vocabulary
what cows say: mOoOoOoOoOoO
what they mean: GAY RIGHTS!
what cows say: MoOoOoOoOoOO
what they mean: TRANS RIGHTs!
what cows say: MOOOOOOOOOO
what they mean: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
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dairyisntscary · 5 years
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🎵 SHES THE DAIRY QUEEN 🎵
🎵 YOUNG AND SWEET 🎵
🎵 BLACK AND WHITE HOLSTEIN 🎵
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dairyisntscary · 5 years
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THE CORRECT WAY TO RESPOND TO DISCOURAGEMENT 😄
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🎵girls, we wanna have fun 🎶
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dairyisntscary · 6 years
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There you have it.
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dairyisntscary · 6 years
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ALL HUMANS ARE GOOD HUMANS
they can't digest cellulose but their skin is good to lick. Bathe a human today
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dairyisntscary · 6 years
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YOU ARE LEGEN-DAIRY 🐄🐮💖
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dairyisntscary · 6 years
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Turning grass to milk is the best super power 👍👍👍🐮
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dairyisntscary · 6 years
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Bulls are valid too 💖🐂
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dairyisntscary · 6 years
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the hilllllls are aliiive
with the sound of moo-sic
🐮🐄🐮🐄
🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵🎶🎶
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dairyisntscary · 6 years
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Cows are extra stellular ✨🐮✨🐮✨🐮
The reason it’s called the milky way is because the first life forms to come into being in said galaxy were actually cows and milk is the ultimate life force for aliens also the reason why cows get “abducted” all the time is because the mothership is coming back for them so they can return home after a long mission of furthering their species on earth.
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Freckles are cute!!! On everyone!!!
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dairyisntscary · 6 years
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YOU MAY BE A COW IF
- u lick everything
- gassy
- always chewing
- have four stomachs
- can digest cellulose
- eyelashes always on fleek
- big brown eyes
- eat grass, also corn
- when ur SO brings u a flower, u eat it
- use tail to slap flies
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dairyisntscary · 6 years
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🌾to give some barley
🌺 to give yummy flower
🍃 to feed a leaf
🌽 to give some corn
🍎 to give some fruit
🐮 to moo hello
👅 for lickies
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