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Connor: You look a lot like this other android I met. Daniel?

Simon: Okay, well, first of all, we’re the same model. Second of all, I do not look like him, he looks like me. I was built first. That means this face is my face, not his.

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Markus: Well, well, well, if it isn’t Connor.

Connor: But it is me.

Markus: No, it’s an expression-

Connor: Your deviant tricks won’t work on me!

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Gavin [uncontrollably sobbing]: I can’t see you anymore, I won’t let you hurt me!

RK900: It was a sit-up, Detective. You did one sit-up.

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Markus: I think I have a plan.

Josh: Does the plan include us not dying?

Markus: I said I have a plan, not a miracle.

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Chris: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Hank: Can’t relate.

Gavin: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Markus: Simon, could you give me a hand?

Simon: Sure.

Simon: *grabs Markus’ hand *

Markus: Cute, but that’s not what I meant.

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Elijah: Just found out the world doesn’t revolve around me.

Elijah: Shocked and upset.

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Gavin: Fowler said I need to grow up. I was speechless.

Gavin: It’s hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth.

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Kara: If you had to choose one of us as your favorite, who would it be?

Markus: I won’t do that. I can’t do that. I simply cannot do tha-

Josh: Oh my fucking God, just say Simon’s your favorite, he’s everyone’s favorite!

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Hank: I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew. My bones are held together by vines. I am fragile. Be gentle with my corpse.

Connor: Get out of bed, Lieutenant, you’re going to work whether you like it or not.

Hank: I refuse.

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Hank: No one’s ever really alone, we’ve got a lifetime of regrets to keep us company.

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Gavin: So you’re a little smarter than me. So what?

RK900: No, I’m a lot smarter than you.

RK900: This napkin is a little smarter than you.

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Simon: Why does everyone always assume Josh and North are the ones that have a plan? Maybe someone else has a plan!

Markus: Please go ahead.

Simon: Oh no, that was hypothetical. I’ve got nothing.

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Josh: Strength is forgiving someone who was never really sorry.

North: Okay, not to be overdramatic, but I would literally rather die.

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Connor: Hank, you love me, right?

Hank: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere that I won’t like.

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Josh: It’s very interesting how Markus always looks so calm and composed. I wonder how he does it.

Markus [internally]: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck f-

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Simon: What are we doing?

North: Crime.

Simon: Crime?

Simon [strained]: Great.

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