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#i thot hamlet died

And? just got back

Make sure you emo responsibly, kids

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Make sure you emo responsibly, kids

#william shakespeare

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Damn, what a way to go out. Did he murder Claudius or what

yea

- horatio

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My lord, are you ok

He’s uh... he’s dead. Sorry.

- horatio

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I am actively attempting to

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Even wit’ Wittenberg online, I still cannot find the motive to watch these ‘ere-recorded lectures.

#still trapped in this castle refusing to turn my camera on

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slay thyself immediately

i have 50 followers... if everyone gave me a dollar, that would be $50 Hamlet didn’t have... much to think about LMAO

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thee

thou

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Stand ho, I beseech thee! I know this letter hath come hastily, but I am a Danish Prince who is in desperate need of 6,000 pounds to fund my mousetrap play. Prithee, send thy money to this address and I will double this amount!

#hamlet #shakespeare #prince of denmark #dear denmark diary

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Horatio shall say “My lord, I know a spot” and take you to your dead father’s ghost

#didst not know this was such a common feeling

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*puts hands over your eyes and says with a desperate tenderness* guess who?!

Th’ devil, sent forsooth to bring me to hell for my thought crimes

#ask hamlet

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Horatio shall say “My lord, I know a spot” and take you to your dead father’s ghost

#hamlet #shakespeare #prince of denmark #horatio

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Please elaborate on this Beowulf fanfic the anonymous noble speaks of or forever label yourself a coward to criticism.

Ay, but I might be a coward! I hate the word as I hate hell, all critiques, and thee.

#critiques #beowulf

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We could bail him out but we could also just leave him there??? Perchance???

polonius arrested for horny on main.

#he’ll be alright #he’s a spry old turtle

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I’m trapped inside my own hellscape mind every day so this is nothing new for me

can’t leave the house it’s just me and these sweet ass swords and osric fanning me at every hour of every day which not gonna lie it’s already gotten old

#plague XIX

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Dear Diary

Starting fires is a very tempting idea, especially since it is very easy!

#the only obstacle to crime is social conventions and thy own mind #hamlet #dear denmark diary

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Dear Diary

When a farmer clears a field for his crops, does he think of the grass that could have grown there? When a man kills his King, does he give any thought to the Prince who will grieve? If’t be done by impulsive action and indifferent ignorance - perhaps that evil can be understood.

But if the man knew the consequences, if he knew the Prince would suffer for all of eternity, than he is a more malicious creature than ev’ry demon that inhabits the deepest hell.

So, dear Uncle, I know the risk of my revenge. I know there will be blood and death by my hand and I hope, for your sake, you had well thought out the rewards of my father’s cruel murder.

For I am the consequence.

#hamlet #dear denmark diary #claudius